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I caught my seven year old about to steal a biscuit from the cupboard

 

"Oi, I wouldn't do that if I was you your mums not going to like it when I tell her"

 

He said "Yeah but you put you cock in Auntie Sarahs arse while mum was at work"

 

I said "If you look in the fridge you will find some chocolate ones....."

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