stabba 10,745 Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 another 2 month youl be inn heart break hotel again lol pump and dump I tell ya pump and dump lol Never been in it bud........never will be!! Done a bit of that.......decided i might see where it goes with this one. Hey Scot she's fae Kinross..........posh!! Took me for a "fry up" in cafe in Kinross. Cost me 6.95 PER breakfast and £1.50 PER pot of tea. It was called the Farmers Breakfast and it had 1 egg, 1 sausage, 1 slice of bacon(aye one f***ing slice), haggis, black pudding and beans. Couple of slice of toast...... Said i'll take her tae the cafe in Cardenden.....she'll get double that, a cake, a packet of crisps and a tin of juice for a fiver.... So basically a fat minging bitch then .......if she took you for a fry up she better have some f***ing money on here anyway.... think im desparate enough to stir a ginger mans porrige ..wash your mouth out chesney ffs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted March 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 another 2 month youl be inn heart break hotel again lol pump and dump I tell ya pump and dump lol Never been in it bud........never will be!! Done a bit of that.......decided i might see where it goes with this one. Hey Scot she's fae Kinross..........posh!! Took me for a "fry up" in cafe in Kinross. Cost me 6.95 PER breakfast and £1.50 PER pot of tea. It was called the Farmers Breakfast and it had 1 egg, 1 sausage, 1 slice of bacon(aye one f***ing slice), haggis, black pudding and beans. Couple of slice of toast...... Said i'll take her tae the cafe in Cardenden.....she'll get double that, a cake, a packet of crisps and a tin of juice for a fiver.... So basically a fat minging bitch then .......if she took you for a fry up she better have some f***ing money on here anyway.... think im desparate enough to stir a ginger mans porrige ..wash your mouth out chesney ffs I said take you out for a fry up.........theres no chance you get a sniff ya old fart!!... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 another 2 month youl be inn heart break hotel again lol pump and dump I tell ya pump and dump lol Never been in it bud........never will be!! Done a bit of that.......decided i might see where it goes with this one. Hey Scot she's fae Kinross..........posh!! Took me for a "fry up" in cafe in Kinross. Cost me 6.95 PER breakfast and £1.50 PER pot of tea. It was called the Farmers Breakfast and it had 1 egg, 1 sausage, 1 slice of bacon(aye one f***ing slice), haggis, black pudding and beans. Couple of slice of toast...... Said i'll take her tae the cafe in Cardenden.....she'll get double that, a cake, a packet of crisps and a tin of juice for a fiver.... Tin of juice? Is she 12?? Its a tin of juice no a f***ing 10p mix up!!.. Well for starters it's a carton not a tin Well when you come up to Scotland all send you into a shop and you can ask for a carton of Irn Bru and see what you get. I'm guessing.."f**k off ya little English c**t!!"... You're a dopey sod you Ginge, a carton = carton of apple juice, a can (or 'tin' as you put it) = can of Irn Bru........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,479 Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 I paid ya c**ts............if she wants to go back there she can f***ing pay next time....6.95 for half a breakfast...very near died!! Going up market now ,trying to get a bird with money ?. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 its a can of juice ya fife tit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 Surely Irn Bru is fizzy pop not juice....juice is cordial, concentrate etc Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 Surely Irn Bru is fizzy pop not juice....juice is cordial, concentrate etc fizzy pop what f***ing age you 12 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 Surely Irn Bru is fizzy pop not juice....juice is cordial, concentrate etc Juice is a generic Scottish term for any liquid in a tin, bottle, carton etc.... so acceptable is 'Tin of Juice' = coke, irn Bru, fanta etc... 'Bottle of juice' Irn Bru, coke fanta, etc.. Catron of juice... Ribena etc... Juice= drink. fizzy or otherwise............... ya ken? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted March 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 .....Ruby ya tit!!. "Fizzy Pop"........i thought it was Hartlepool you stayed not f***ing California......."Hey Mom, can me and Brad get a fizzy pop before we hit the beach?".... 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 .....Ruby ya tit!!. "Fizzy Pop"........i thought it was Hartlepool you stayed not f***ing California......."Hey Mom, can me and Brad get a fizzy pop before we hit the beach?".... I blame Nickoloden Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 Surely Irn Bru is fizzy pop not juice....juice is cordial, concentrate etc Juice is a generic Scottish term for any liquid in a tin, bottle, carton etc.... so acceptable is 'Tin of Juice' = coke, irn Bru, fanta etc... 'Bottle of juice' Irn Bru, coke fanta, etc.. Catron of juice... Ribena etc... Juice= drink. fizzy or otherwise............... ya ken? Siding with my English compatriot, it is amazing how you lot take a language, mangle it beyond all comprehension, then get irritated when the people who invented the language don't understand your bastardized version of it. Do you have Jockanese spellcheck on your computers? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 walshie its called regional dialect. you be toiling to understand a geordie and he is english. took me an age to work out what mithering meant lol yea we all have our wee words and a diffrent way we use the engish language,but guess what.i wouldnt change it for the world.its what makes us on this island unique and at a time when were losing most if not all our traditions.we should hang on towhat we have left treacle lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 Surely Irn Bru is fizzy pop not juice....juice is cordial, concentrate etc Juice is a generic Scottish term for any liquid in a tin, bottle, carton etc.... so acceptable is 'Tin of Juice' = coke, irn Bru, fanta etc... 'Bottle of juice' Irn Bru, coke fanta, etc.. Catron of juice... Ribena etc... Juice= drink. fizzy or otherwise............... ya ken? Siding with my English compatriot, it is amazing how you lot take a language, mangle it beyond all comprehension, then get irritated when the people who invented the language don't understand your bastardized version of it. Do you have Jockanese spellcheck on your computers? Awa n chip shite at thu moon 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wullz 408 Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 Its not 'juice' or 'fizzy pop' its ginger and always has been.....Irn Bru is ginger, so is coke and lemonade....generic term for it....get a grip. Try asking for fizzy pop in the weege and see what happens.....although that might be code for something over there.....most likely a kicking. Het Lab, whats this lasses name? I know a good few of the Kinross rugby team, bet they know her if she lets you gable end her........... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
04fox8 168 Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 Any 'soft' drink in a tin / bottle / carton .......is juice. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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