04fox8 168 Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 working down here in Africa, one of the Nationals thought he was melting...................turns out he had dioreah! Now that's a crap joke (before someone else says it) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 I repeat.... Boooooo! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 I dunno how you dare to boo Walshie 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 Just bought a car off a bloke in Liverpool.Nice bloke, he's posting me the log book next week.People say they are dumb but at least they invented car keys that double up as a screwdriver. Genious Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 I dunno how you dare to boo Walshie Just giving back a little constructive criticism. Booooo! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
albert64 1,882 Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 how has the village spastic got a lass when he tells jokes like this? No justice. You should sit back and take note and you might learn something.....maybe even get yer hole if ye did!!!... you got yourself a new bit of skirt lab ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PIL 7 Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 how has the village spastic got a lass when he tells jokes like this? No justice. You should sit back and take note and you might learn something.....maybe even get yer hole if ye did!!!... you got yourself a new bit of skirt lab ?no ! It's a fecking kilt.lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted March 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 how has the village spastic got a lass when he tells jokes like this? No justice. You should sit back and take note and you might learn something.....maybe even get yer hole if ye did!!!... you got yourself a new bit of skirt lab ? Maybe.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 Lab went to the doctors yesterday with bad knees. Doctor asked him which way he usually had sex. "Doggy fashion." he said. "Have you tried it the other way around?" asked the doc. "Yeah," said lab, "but the dogs breath f***ing stinks!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted March 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 Lab went to the doctors yesterday with bad knees. Doctor asked him which way he usually had sex. "Doggy fashion." he said. "Have you tried it the other way around?" asked the doc. "Yeah," said lab, "but the dogs breath f***ing stinks!" Thats hardly respectable Mod behaviour is it.....and to think i voted for you to be a Mod...... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest thebigdog Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 Hitler walks into the meeting room and turns to his trusted staff, "I want you to organise the execution of 10,000 Jews and 1 kitten." Everyone looks around the table and after a long silence, Goering pipes up, "Mein Führer, why do you want to kill a kitten?" Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table, "You see, no one cares about the Jews." Christians always go on about the time Jesus fed five thousand people with five loaves and two fishes...........................What about Hitler? He made six million Jews toast. When does a black man turn into a nigger?.............As soon as he leaves the room. "I can't f***ing believe it," I screamed, running into the delivery suite. "The baby has come out black.""I know," she said, laying in her hospital bed."You dirty f***ing slag!" I shouted.""I'm not having you talk to me like this," she said. "Get out!""Talk to you like this?" I yelled. "You've been shagging a nigger!"I looked at the midwife and said, "I honestly can't believe it."She said, "Are you the boyfriend or husband?"I said, "Neither, I don't know her, but it just winds me up when I see a pretty white girl like that getting knocked up by a darkie." A young policeman, on his first day on the beat, turns around a corner and spots a big black guy dancing, jumping up and down on the roof of a car.The copper gets straight on his radio, "Come in control, back up, I need back up!" he shouts.The control operator's voice comes over the radio, "What's the situation?""A big f***ing nigger is jumping up and down, dancing all over a car roof," replies our boy in blue."You can't say things like that over the radio," says the control operator. "Use politically correct police language.""Okay," replies the young cop. "Control, come in I need back up!""What's the situation?" replies the smug operator."ZULU TANGO SIERRA!" An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cursed her. Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru? The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a prostitute...." "Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family." "OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for £5 million." "For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club....(takes a breath)....and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years' Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and...." Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad. Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff. "Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old man a hug!" A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious". Roland, the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious.""Well done, Roland," says the teacher."Can anyone else try?"Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious." "Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?"Little Irish Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent, "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a two inch brush, and my dad says it will take the contagious." 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
albert64 1,882 Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 how has the village spastic got a lass when he tells jokes like this? No justice. You should sit back and take note and you might learn something.....maybe even get yer hole if ye did!!!... you got yourself a new bit of skirt lab ? Maybe.... come on its not like you not to blow your own trumpet or is she a howler Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted March 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 how has the village spastic got a lass when he tells jokes like this? No justice. You should sit back and take note and you might learn something.....maybe even get yer hole if ye did!!!... you got yourself a new bit of skirt lab ? Maybe.... come on its not like you not to blow your own trumpet or is she a howler .....Nope she is very nice actually......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 another 2 month youl be inn heart break hotel again lol pump and dump I tell ya pump and dump lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 how has the village spastic got a lass when he tells jokes like this? No justice. You should sit back and take note and you might learn something.....maybe even get yer hole if ye did!!!... you got yourself a new bit of skirt lab ? Maybe.... come on its not like you not to blow your own trumpet or is she a howler .....Nope she is very nice actually......... takes her own knickers down Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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