Carraghs Gem 1,675 Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 Haephestus was the Ancient Greek blacksmith god who was given Aphrodite's hand in marriage by Zeus because was deformed and ugly, and it would prevent the other men and gods fighting over her. Incidently, Aphrodite was born after the Titan Chronos castrated his father Uranus with his own sickle and threw his bollocks into the sea! f**k me - everyone knows that... i didnt want to be the one to burst his bubble Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BORDERSCOT 3,816 Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 Haephestus was the Ancient Greek blacksmith god who was given Aphrodite's hand in marriage by Zeus because was deformed and ugly, and it would prevent the other men and gods fighting over her. Incidently, Aphrodite was born after the Titan Chronos castrated his father Uranus with his own sickle and threw his bollocks into the sea! f**k me - everyone knows that... i didnt want to be the one to burst his bubble Malt will be on in a minute writing "Here's something you don't know Borderscot - you're BANNED" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,597 Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 Tell a jock something he don't know?.......hmmmmm.......right, here go's....... In the rest of the country, between the months of may and September we have a thing called " summer" and a thing in the sky called " the sun" shines and the temperature gets above 5. Hard to believe I know, but google it ! Lol lol lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carraghs Gem 1,675 Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 Marilyn mansons real name is brian warner Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BORDERSCOT 3,816 Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 Tell a jock something he don't know?.......hmmmmm.......right, here go's....... In the rest of the country, between the months of may and September we have a thing called " summer" and a thing in the sky called " the sun" shines and the temperature gets above 5. Hard to believe I know, but google it ! Lol lol lol That's funny - Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 Tell a jock something he don't know?.......hmmmmm.......right, here go's....... In the rest of the country, between the months of may and September we have a thing called " summer" and a thing in the sky called " the sun" shines and the temperature gets above 5. Hard to believe I know, but google it ! Lol lol lol Bwahahahahahahahaha f***ing hell hahahahaha I'm in bits lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,597 Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 Tell a jock something he don't know?.......hmmmmm.......right, here go's....... In the rest of the country, between the months of may and September we have a thing called " summer" and a thing in the sky called " the sun" shines and the temperature gets above 5. Hard to believe I know, but google it ! Lol lol lol That's funny - Some weeks it doesn't rain for over 2 days !!........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 labtastic is not realy ginger (SHOCK HORROR) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carraghs Gem 1,675 Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 labtastic is not realy ginger (SHOCK HORROR) sssshhhhh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted March 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 Tell a jock something he don't know?.......hmmmmm.......right, here go's....... In the rest of the country, between the months of may and September we have a thing called " summer" and a thing in the sky called " the sun" shines and the temperature gets above 5. Hard to believe I know, but google it ! Lol lol lol your such a Saint you couldn't let me end the day with out knowing something and I new that ha ha mind ma birthday card the morn ) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 Ireland is the only place where windmills turn clockwise. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marshman 7,757 Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 French was the main language in England for 300 years! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carraghs Gem 1,675 Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 Ireland is the only place where windmills turn clockwise.False Great grandsen windmill in cambs is just one example, i can also find counter clockwise windmills in ireland if you like? I believe theres one in tralee. Theres also a clockwise windmill in orange county iowa 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,463 Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 labtastic is not realy ginger (SHOCK HORROR) we have got him thinking he is now Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 "A sheeps fanny is tighter than a womans." ..Dont quote me on that its just something Malt told me........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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