bigdaz 688 Posted March 9, 2013 Report Share Posted March 9, 2013 Spike Milligan ( I think) epitaph on his gravestone, Told you I was sick. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bigdaz 688 Posted March 9, 2013 Report Share Posted March 9, 2013 A man is rich in proportion to the things he can do without, Henri Thoureux 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted March 9, 2013 Report Share Posted March 9, 2013 Spike Milligan ( I think) epitaph on his gravestone, Told you I was sick. Sadly, this is only apocryphal. It was his reply when asked in an interview, what he would like his headstone to say. Brilliantly displays his fabulous wit, mind ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted March 9, 2013 Report Share Posted March 9, 2013 My Grandfather, a 22 year Army veteran (may he rest in peace) always taught me that "it is better to die on your feet, than to live on your knees." (An unofficial motto of the French Foreign Legion, I think.) He served in 17th Lancers - "Death or Glory" which I think just edges it ..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tiercel 6,986 Posted March 9, 2013 Report Share Posted March 9, 2013 I don't give **** what your name is get those 5,000 out of my chip shop. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tiercel 6,986 Posted March 9, 2013 Report Share Posted March 9, 2013 He who hesitates gets hit first. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neems 2,406 Posted March 9, 2013 Report Share Posted March 9, 2013 A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.- Nietzsche Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CallumDonohoe 65 Posted March 9, 2013 Report Share Posted March 9, 2013 in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king. desiderius erasmus Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted March 9, 2013 Report Share Posted March 9, 2013 NEVER TRUST A MAN WHO HAS TO MANY TEETH Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted March 9, 2013 Report Share Posted March 9, 2013 NEVER TRUST A MAN WHO MARRYS A WOMAN WITH TO MANY TEETH Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ArchieHood 3,692 Posted March 9, 2013 Report Share Posted March 9, 2013 Scattered showers, my arse! - Noah, 4314 BC 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted March 9, 2013 Report Share Posted March 9, 2013 TO LATE WE DID Quote Link to post Share on other sites
twobob 1,497 Posted March 9, 2013 Report Share Posted March 9, 2013 man with hole in trouser pocket feeling cocky all day 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rough dog 333 Posted March 9, 2013 Report Share Posted March 9, 2013 Keep a straight face and you will be laughing ! If you haven't got any socks you cant pull them up ! There is always shit in the tube ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,563 Posted March 9, 2013 Report Share Posted March 9, 2013 I freed the who !!!! Abraham Lincoln after waking up after a 3day bender. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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