baw 4,360 Posted March 9, 2013 Report Share Posted March 9, 2013 Never trust a coal man seen leaving your house with 1 clean finger..... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted March 9, 2013 Report Share Posted March 9, 2013 Up the bum no baby's ) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted March 9, 2013 Report Share Posted March 9, 2013 Don't sweat the small stuff it's all small stuff . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,353 Posted March 9, 2013 Report Share Posted March 9, 2013 Fart and give us a clue Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wxm 1,638 Posted March 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2013 if the river runs red use the dirt track instead Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted March 9, 2013 Report Share Posted March 9, 2013 Your dugs nowt unless it catches on big land in januarrrry Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted March 9, 2013 Report Share Posted March 9, 2013 Dowg gets a hare under 5 mins, hares no gud Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Seeker 3,048 Posted March 9, 2013 Report Share Posted March 9, 2013 Confucius say "if chain still swing the toilet seat still warm" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BORDERSCOT 3,816 Posted March 9, 2013 Report Share Posted March 9, 2013 "Your dogs are all shit" : Whin!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted March 9, 2013 Report Share Posted March 9, 2013 Honesty is a very expensive gift... dont expect it off cheap people... anon If it aint broke .. dont fix it ... anon Look you sawn off little runt .. if I want your opinion I will remove the duct tape ... kay 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,478 Posted March 9, 2013 Report Share Posted March 9, 2013 (edited) " LIFE IS WHAT HAPPENS,,, WHILST UOR MAKING OHER PLANS " Edited March 9, 2013 by TOMO Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tommy pepper 222 Posted March 9, 2013 Report Share Posted March 9, 2013 Whoevaso desiers constant succsess must change his conduct with the times ,,, nm Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Colonel Mustard 6 Posted March 9, 2013 Report Share Posted March 9, 2013 A current favourite of mine has got to be from JFK's moon speech - 'We choose to do these things, not because they are easy but because they are hard! Because that goal will serve to organise and measure the best of our energies and skills. Because the challenge is one we are willing to accept.' That's my Crossfit mantra. There are plenty of good one liners from the Dirty Harry films as well. Too many to quote on here though. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest thebigdog Posted March 9, 2013 Report Share Posted March 9, 2013 Everyone is a genius. but if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing it is stupid. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Colonel Mustard 6 Posted March 9, 2013 Report Share Posted March 9, 2013 Never trust a coal man seen leaving your house with 1 clean finger..... That must be a Nothern thing. We stopped using coal down here centuries ago Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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