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I work in a forensic psychiatric unit looking after criminals with mental health problems. Last night I arrived at work as normal but got moved to a nursing home due to staff shortages. I was having a great night and was busy sending MOLLY a pm when I heard a noise from the car park, It was my car being stolen!! :censored::censored: I have just got the car last week after 3 years on a scooter and have organised to meet MOLLY at my NEW permission tomorrow too :thumbdown: How bad is that going to look if I dont turn up!! I immediately phoned the police who came to take a statement, I then realised that my mobile phone and handbag were also gone which meant they had broken in aswell :icon_eek::icon_eek: now on this particular ocassion I was at an old peoples home with 15 vulnerable elderly frail people at risk!! :no::censored: Any how phoned my mobile number on a colleagues phone and they answered!! They said tell us your pin number for your cards and we'll give you the car back! :icon_eek::blink::censored: I stalled them for ages and lead them right into the waiting unmarked police car at the cash point!! They have been arrested, my car is being analysed by forensic the team, as is my phone all of which Im getting back when they have finished with it :clapper::victory::drink: They will be charged with several things including black mail, extortion and theft and at some point I have to testify in court :feck: . The only bad thing is I hope to God I get my car back in time to get to my new permission with MOLLY!

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Good on you! Seriously that is good work stalling them theyd have hung up the phone on me after I told them what I was planning on doing to them :censored:

 

You had me worried reading that Im really glas you got it back and the priks got caught. Hope the justice system doesnt let us down and that these b*****ds got to jail.

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How bloody good are you :rocker::rocker::notworthy: Go girl go :clapper:

Dont worry about tomorrow, we can sort it no problem :thumbs:

MOLL.

Just had dogs out when you rang, as far as Im aware I should have my car back late this afternoon as soon as I get it back I'll ring you and let you know whats happening. Police said the car is fine just lacking in a bit of petrol, well, I can live with that :yes: petrol is easily replaced :D I must say the Police on this occasion were brilliant! They had to chase them through the Haymarket on foot in order to catch them and they kept me informent of their progress throughout. I ended up speaking to the little shits 18 times on my colleagues mobile! And every time I had to convince them I wasnt lying when I was! They were so stupid they actually went to the cash point I said to go to, at one point they said they would torch my car if I'd given them the wrong pin number and that was a bit scary :icon_eek: but I kept my cool (Dont know how!) My poor colleagues were worked off their feet too whilst all this was going on! Im just so pleased it's all worked out well!

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:clapper::clapper: THATS FECKING BRILL, LOVE THE FACT THE THIK TWATS WENT TO THE CASHPOINT YOU SUGESTED :clapper::clapper: THAT SHOULD BE ON ONE OF THOSE DUMBIST CRIMINAL PROGRAMS YOU GET ON THE TV :clapper::clapper: FECK ME IM STILL LAFFING NOW. GOOD ON YOU. COOL AS FECK :laugh: TOMO
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You are just soooo cool! Bet you feel a million dollars right now: maybe the police should employ you! :clapper::clapper:

:D To be honest, I feel great!! i didnt earlier on but hey, Im getting my car back and two little shits will probably get 80 hours community service :hmm: Thats the only annoying part!

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