May As Well Gone Poaching! Any Lawyers Out There?

[Bigchopper 36]

Fuming! Going to try n condense this a little may rant a bit as still my blood is boiling!!

 

Went up the yard a couple of weeks ago cleaned out the pens farted around abit then before I knew it it was three o'clock I was with bro in law Tommy, said to him [BANNED TEXT] you want to do? Feed em or go do a mooch decision made mooch it was, so fed the two pups grabbed the three russles 1 spaniel and 1 lurcher as one had fckd it's foot. Spoke to the wives quick hour n we b back for tea do it for half five.

 

Jumped in the dog mobile my van and went out to a little village near by where I used to live. On arrival we realised we forgot the leads so parking on the main road was a no no so pulled into a yard wher the alley way to the walk was. At the bottom an old yard man and his terrier were stood "here mate got a van full of dogs forgot the leads can we park up only b an hour" he replied "nah mate I'm off in a sec pull in front of garages you'll be ok untill 6.30" so off we mooched, through two fields along a river bank of marsh and into a woodland realised it had been a 45 min walk already sht the dinners in the dog & the woman's got the hump I'm gunna be late! So we span round headed home right at this point the smallest of our terriers shot straight down a rabbit earth "fck sake jess c'mon jess ey are!!! Jess!!!! Come on!!! Nothing. Any way to speed this story up after two hours of shouting for her still nothing at this time light had fell, I turned to Tom said shall we go get digging gear? As he rightly said this earth is at the top of a steep 40ft back that is riddled with eyes where are we going to start digging too? So hour after hour scratching with bare hands by phone light to get access to call her or hear where baying from any way later both of us freezing our tits off as only in light gear for a mooch. NEXT PLAN- sod it back to the van get home quick eat cancell the lads for work put tge dogs home a feed em. and back out for the little bitch.

 

So off we headed toward the van short cutting through plowed fields on frozen ground I cancelled my lad walked 25 mins half hour to realise we are a spaniel down so too cold to stop whistle after whistle eventually she caught up near the end of walk. Got to the van checked the pack in minus Jess and drove out !!!!BOOM!!!! A concealed sneaky barrier had been lifted an we were pad locked in. F"CK Sakes!!!'" Was the cry so instantly I thought un-charicteristicly from me I'm gunna cut it off (tools in van)" no tommy said it'll only cause a seen the old bill will get called n the old guy will defo have your number plate!!" Fair comment so off he plodded to the pub over the road where two gals out havin a smoke. Had the crack with em she ex employee of the pub knows all the locals but didn't know a contact number. Next step was knocking the house next door poor bird sht her self sorry cant help call the garage they might know. So I called the garage could hear the phone in the building, no good!!! Then the two birds came over I said look we need to get the dogs back I'm going to snap the lock "yeah do it ill have a chat with the guy tomorra for ya" so out came my wrecking bar a ponk!Tommy pulled and Off comes the poxy little pad lock. Drove van out and stopped to pull up the barrier to show at least it was up, as this was happening I heard tommy what the f**k are you doing!!! And a whore!!! replied what are you pricks up to at this time of night a snapped a pik of my van on her phone !!!! Bitch.

 

Any way to shorten this a bit we got Jess back. Safe and sound!!!!

 

However Next day we had day off so we had a chat thought done a wrongen, so poodled over to chat to the garage explain why his poxy pad lock was fckd!! Guy said its repaceable don't worry so with that I never give it a second thought.

 

Untill!!!!!! Saturday night phone call From my mummy "police are at the door" (van is registerd ther)!! b*****d (it was the terrier guys lock!) so I went over and had the crack with them explained to them and they were quite sympathetic as I held my hands up they offered me the chance to pay. As I said to her yeah no probs ill replace the pad lock.

 

So this eve on my way home after a shitty day and shitty London traffic I get a phone call £200 estimated bill. So I give it [BANNED TEXT] the fck for?? She says its a speacial pad lock and a fee for the post. I said ill fix the post and replace the lock no you'll do as the guy asks!!! I told her she can go fck in a polite manner and tried telling me its up to the guy what he decides to do he's getting two quotes and you will pay or you will get cautioned and booked me in for a formal interview on Saturday for the courts to mull over and decide the out come and said bluntly your crim record isn't clean the cautions you have are nearly up we will defiantly caution me and likely hood is will pay for the court fees plus the post and padlock fees!!! f***ing wankers!!!! I'm so fckd off as this is written I want to kill!!!! Basically the old guy wants all he can get and the old bill are on his side! If I had of just broke the pad lock and fd off no one would have even give a f**k as no evidence!!! b*****ds !!!!

[Bigchopper 36]

Not bad only two banned texts from an avid texter lol

[General lee 979]

See ya can never do the right thing trying to be honest got ya that shame ya didn't break it and just go

[boyo 1,398]

its the way of the world at mo every f****r is out for what they can get .i blame the good old usa thats where all this started ..

[Mixed Bag 603]

b*****ds doing that after all you fessed up didnt need to i would do a dirty big shite in a bag and send that to them through the post instead of the padlock

[pip1968 2,490]

they might lock you up and throw the key away

[Bigchopper 36]

I got a tool to get out