RossM 8,149 Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 I'm sorry I can't take malt seriously when he gets all abusive, he's around 3 inch taller than a midget, has a furry baw heid, has a star wars collection, 47 games consoles (geek) met his missus on line and only picked her coz she had White fleecy hair as a bairn (probably a White stick a yellow lab and sunglasses too big for her heid) in fact I bet he was swung around by his rucksack daily at school.............. Apart from that he's no too bad for a sheep f****r!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 I'm sorry I can't take malt seriously when he gets all abusive, he's around 3 inch taller than a midget, has a furry baw heid, has a star wars collection, 47 games consoles (geek) met his missus on line and only picked her coz she had White fleecy hair as a bairn (probably a White stick a yellow lab and sunglasses too big for her heid) in fact I bet he was swung around by his rucksack daily at school.............. Apart from that he's no too bad for a sheep f****r!!! Twat! Next time I come up to Aberdeen I'll stop off and you can have a go at swinging me round by a rucksack if you want! Get someone to video it though, it'd be funny to watch you try it with an angry, 15 stone, bearded Welsh dwarf! Met my mrs in a pub BTW! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 lol so wallace means "welsh man" ? Does it? Never knew that. To be fair, I'm not f***ing keen on his first name either Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 I'm sorry I can't take malt seriously when he gets all abusive, he's around 3 inch taller than a midget, has a furry baw heid, has a star wars collection, 47 games consoles (geek) met his missus on line and only picked her coz she had White fleecy hair as a bairn (probably a White stick a yellow lab and sunglasses too big for her heid) in fact I bet he was swung around by his rucksack daily at school.............. Apart from that he's no too bad for a sheep f****r!!! Twat! Next time I come up to Aberdeen I'll stop off and you can have a go at swinging me round by a rucksack if you want! Get someone to video it though, it'd be funny to watch you try it with an angry, 15 stone, bearded Welsh dwarf! Met my mrs in a pub BTW! I'll video it.....if i contain my laughter. 2 fat puddings going at it hammer an tongs. Am sure THL members would love to see that..... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 I'm sorry I can't take malt seriously when he gets all abusive, he's around 3 inch taller than a midget, has a furry baw heid, has a star wars collection, 47 games consoles (geek) met his missus on line and only picked her coz she had White fleecy hair as a bairn (probably a White stick a yellow lab and sunglasses too big for her heid) in fact I bet he was swung around by his rucksack daily at school.............. Apart from that he's no too bad for a sheep f****r!!! Twat! Next time I come up to Aberdeen I'll stop off and you can have a go at swinging me round by a rucksack if you want! Get someone to video it though, it'd be funny to watch you try it with an angry, 15 stone, bearded Welsh dwarf! Met my mrs in a pub BTW!I'll video it.....if i contain my laughter. 2 fat puddings going at it hammer an tongs. Am sure THL members would love to see that..... hey, I'm not fat I'm what you might call 'heavily set!' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 I'm sorry I can't take malt seriously when he gets all abusive, he's around 3 inch taller than a midget, has a furry baw heid, has a star wars collection, 47 games consoles (geek) met his missus on line and only picked her coz she had White fleecy hair as a bairn (probably a White stick a yellow lab and sunglasses too big for her heid) in fact I bet he was swung around by his rucksack daily at school.............. Apart from that he's no too bad for a sheep f****r!!! Twat! Next time I come up to Aberdeen I'll stop off and you can have a go at swinging me round by a rucksack if you want! Get someone to video it though, it'd be funny to watch you try it with an angry, 15 stone, bearded Welsh dwarf! Met my mrs in a pub BTW!I'll video it.....if i contain my laughter. 2 fat puddings going at it hammer an tongs. Am sure THL members would love to see that..... hey, I'm not fat I'm what you might call 'heavily set!' ......No doubt RM will be on too same similar. But unless he had 18 jerseys on the day i saw him i'm going with fat...... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mydogscatch 21 Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 Happy St. Davids day at a guess Cheers, D. we got einstein on the hunting life 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,863 Posted March 3, 2013 Report Share Posted March 3, 2013 That would be Einstein then, as surname have capital letters, smarty trousers Cheers, D. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,149 Posted March 3, 2013 Report Share Posted March 3, 2013 I'm sorry I can't take malt seriously when he gets all abusive, he's around 3 inch taller than a midget, has a furry baw heid, has a star wars collection, 47 games consoles (geek) met his missus on line and only picked her coz she had White fleecy hair as a bairn (probably a White stick a yellow lab and sunglasses too big for her heid) in fact I bet he was swung around by his rucksack daily at school.............. Apart from that he's no too bad for a sheep f****r!!! Twat! Next time I come up to Aberdeen I'll stop off and you can have a go at swinging me round by a rucksack if you want! Get someone to video it though, it'd be funny to watch you try it with an angry, 15 stone, bearded Welsh dwarf! Met my mrs in a pub BTW!I'll video it.....if i contain my laughter. 2 fat puddings going at it hammer an tongs. Am sure THL members would love to see that..... hey, I'm not fat I'm what you might call 'heavily set!' ......No doubt RM will be on too same similar. But unless he had 18 jerseys on the day i saw him i'm going with fat...... I'd had that jumper for around 4 year, and in another 4 year it will the height o fashion in fife, seeing as ye's are aboot 8 year behind the times ower there................. I might be a bit ower weight, but you've got a coupon like a blind cobblers thumb! Martin fowler ma hoop!!........................ Mair like Pauline fowler wi her cum face oan!! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,149 Posted March 3, 2013 Report Share Posted March 3, 2013 I'm sorry I can't take malt seriously when he gets all abusive, he's around 3 inch taller than a midget, has a furry baw heid, has a star wars collection, 47 games consoles (geek) met his missus on line and only picked her coz she had White fleecy hair as a bairn (probably a White stick a yellow lab and sunglasses too big for her heid) in fact I bet he was swung around by his rucksack daily at school.............. Apart from that he's no too bad for a sheep f****r!!! Twat! Next time I come up to Aberdeen I'll stop off and you can have a go at swinging me round by a rucksack if you want! Get someone to video it though, it'd be funny to watch you try it with an angry, 15 stone, bearded Welsh dwarf! Met my mrs in a pub BTW but yes the first 3 months was done via webcam, the day she dressed up as a sheebacca (a sheep Chewbacca hybrid) I knew she was the one for me. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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