Paid 935 Posted February 18, 2013 Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 When i was younger, and working in london as a plumber, I was parked up in the works van, working hard lol, and in front of me (in camden some where) were two big gates to two industrial units, one was a pet cremation place, the one next door was kebab wholesaler sadly it was before camera phones. Hasnt stopped me eating kebabs when drunk, but does always pop into my mind while queuing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 4,139 Posted February 18, 2013 Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 i avoid those chicken places,even kebabs,kfc,etc its shit food,full of crap.at last looks like somethings done about it.....theres a reason kebabs sell well when your pissed.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted February 18, 2013 Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 i avoid those chicken places,even kebabs,kfc,etc its shit food,full of crap.at last looks like somethings done about it.....theres a reason kebabs sell well when your pissed.... your fooking starving or have the munchies Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LaraCroft 863 Posted February 18, 2013 Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 Yeah, i saw the bit on turkey/ham. Every halal place they checked was selling turkey instead of ham. Still got no idea what is in my local kebabs though, looks like elephant leg to me i would hate to think what a dna sample would show Exactly. Even Jeremy Kyle isn't going to be able to produce the people involved in that one *Hands you a medicinal Carling* Nicely done sir ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted February 18, 2013 Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 Yeah, i saw the bit on turkey/ham. Every halal place they checked was selling turkey instead of ham. Still got no idea what is in my local kebabs though, looks like elephant leg to me i would hate to think what a dna sample would show Exactly. Even Jeremy Kyle isn't going to be able to produce the people involved in that one *Hands you a medicinal Carling* Nicely done sir ! you know me so well Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Duncan 802 Posted February 18, 2013 Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 thats very good.......................i heard they found a camel toe in a pair of primark leggings in every pair of primark leggings. Often sweat rashes too Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kirstysdad 827 Posted February 18, 2013 Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 So what in he burgers now 1/2 cow 1/4 horse 1/4 dog this cross will be up for sale on thetL within the week al of wellbred stock lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Duncan 802 Posted February 18, 2013 Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 yep; no reverse gear Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted February 18, 2013 Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 FFS....That'll explain Burger Kings new "Trap 6 burger"............. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted February 18, 2013 Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 I bloody hope not. Im not bothered about eating horse meat, but misleading people into eating it is very wrong. Missleading people into eating dogs is another thing all together. i was gutted when found out that my lion bar contained traces of tiger in it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Duncan 802 Posted February 18, 2013 Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 as for penguin bars - feckin 30 % puffin! WTF! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
remi700 99 Posted February 18, 2013 Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 Thats nothin Just read the ingredients of my frosties. Contains no tiger what so ever! Im bringing them back to the shop in the morning for a refund and an argument! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tegater 789 Posted February 18, 2013 Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 When i was younger, and working in london as a plumber, I was parked up in the works van, working hard lol, and in front of me (in camden some where) were two big gates to two industrial units, one was a pet cremation place, the one next door was kebab wholesaler sadly it was before camera phones. Hasnt stopped me eating kebabs when drunk, but does always pop into my mind while queuing. Can beat that!!!In the early 90's the Manchester kebab meat factory was next door to a Mortuary!! Never eat one since Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LaraCroft 863 Posted February 18, 2013 Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 When i was younger, and working in london as a plumber, I was parked up in the works van, working hard lol, and in front of me (in camden some where) were two big gates to two industrial units, one was a pet cremation place, the one next door was kebab wholesaler sadly it was before camera phones. Hasnt stopped me eating kebabs when drunk, but does always pop into my mind while queuing. Can beat that!!!In the early 90's the Manchester kebab meat factory was next door to a Mortuary!! Never eat one since Yep. You think tanning salons are for making people look bronzed. Nope - they are giant human toasted sandwich makers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Duncan 802 Posted February 18, 2013 Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 My suspicions with spray tanning salons is that so many people come out with a skin the colour of a good hangover piss. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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