baw 4,360 Posted February 16, 2013 Report Share Posted February 16, 2013 You ever watched man verses food? Those Americans are greedy b*****ds no wonder they're enormous. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
suffolkpoacher 219 Posted February 16, 2013 Report Share Posted February 16, 2013 Think I will stick to fresh uncut bread thick ham with mature cheddar with some sliced toms. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted February 16, 2013 Report Share Posted February 16, 2013 Think I will stick to fresh uncut bread thick ham with mature cheddar with some sliced toms. You sick b*****d!!!.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
suffolkpoacher 219 Posted February 16, 2013 Report Share Posted February 16, 2013 Think I will stick to fresh uncut bread thick ham with mature cheddar with some sliced toms.You sick b*****d!!!.... I know sounds wrong but tastes good Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted February 16, 2013 Report Share Posted February 16, 2013 Think I will stick to fresh uncut bread thick ham with mature cheddar with some sliced toms.You sick b*****d!!!.... I know sounds wrong but tastes good I was joking bud....thats a lovely sandwich that....not odd in the slightest... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bushing lad 114 Posted February 16, 2013 Report Share Posted February 16, 2013 my mates used to love jam and ketchup butties.... dirty b*stards Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BORDERSCOT 3,816 Posted February 16, 2013 Report Share Posted February 16, 2013 Used to work with a guy who brought banana and black pudding sandwiches to work every day - and a glass bottle of cream soda. And even in the midde of winter he'd never bring a flask of soup, coffee or tea? He had no teeth and used to eat with his mouth open, chomp, chomp, chomp and talk at the same time!!!! By the end of the day you shoulda seen the shit floating in the 3/4 drank cream soda bottle. And before we headed for home the dirty old b*****d would neck the lot!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted February 16, 2013 Report Share Posted February 16, 2013 Used to work with a guy who brought banana and black pudding sandwiches to work every day - and a glass bottle of cream soda. And even in the midde of winter he'd never bring a flask of soup, coffee or tea? He had no teeth and used to eat with his mouth open, chomp, chomp, chomp and talk at the same time!!!! By the end of the day you shoulda seen the shit floating in the 3/4 drank cream soda bottle. And before we headed for home the dirty old b*****d would neck the lot!!!!! My Dad used to do that when i was young.........have a bottle of Limeade beside his chair and if i asked for a drink he said "Yes"...he'd take a big drink and then pass me the bottle....f***ing floaters swimming about. Half food and the other half probably roll-ups. And i wonder why i grew up never being able to drink from the same can or bottle from anybody.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BORDERSCOT 3,816 Posted February 16, 2013 Report Share Posted February 16, 2013 Used to work with a guy who brought banana and black pudding sandwiches to work every day - and a glass bottle of cream soda. And even in the midde of winter he'd never bring a flask of soup, coffee or tea? He had no teeth and used to eat with his mouth open, chomp, chomp, chomp and talk at the same time!!!! By the end of the day you shoulda seen the shit floating in the 3/4 drank cream soda bottle. And before we headed for home the dirty old b*****d would neck the lot!!!!! My Dad used to do that when i was young.........have a bottle of Limeade beside his chair and if i asked for a drink he said "Yes"...he'd take a big drink and then pass me the bottle....f***ing floaters swimming about. Half food and the other half probably roll-ups. And i wonder why i grew up never being able to drink from the same can or bottle from anybody.... This old guy was a walking fkn health hazard. I'da died of thirst before I shared the cream soda porridge!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scottishlass 57 Posted February 16, 2013 Report Share Posted February 16, 2013 ,between 2 bits o toast cooked haggis some grated chedder cheese , add some tomato sause 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted February 16, 2013 Report Share Posted February 16, 2013 Feck me there are some weird people about ... My most adventurous sandwich is fish fingers with sea salt .......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brewman 1,192 Posted February 16, 2013 Report Share Posted February 16, 2013 (edited) White bread, good bit of butter with hot lamb, raw onion and mango chutney. Someone else mentioned the mango chutney earlier on and that reminded me. Or white bread again, decent ham eg proper boiled joint with a decent pickle, sweet baby plum/cherry tomatoes and some grated cheddar with some roquette lettuce. Finally roast beef, chicken, onion and egg mayonnaise. Edited February 16, 2013 by Brewman Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kruby01 114 Posted February 16, 2013 Report Share Posted February 16, 2013 i had an ex who couldnt have food touching, id make a curry and have to put the curry on one plate and the rice on another. i said its fine but your washing up mine arent too strange but...... Supernoodle butties (my ex used to go mental!) salt and vinegar butties picalilli butties yup.... has to be Lurpack though..., and thick sliced, soft white bread. Any preference on type of crisps?... salt and vinegar Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kruby01 114 Posted February 16, 2013 Report Share Posted February 16, 2013 Nothing out of the ordinary or too strange for me am kind of a meat and 2 veg type of guy (well 3 meat and 1 sort of veg) large bap, brown sauce, 6 rashes of bacon, 4 sausages, 2 slices of black pud, 2 hash browns thats just how I roll! Another good one for people to try is white bread prefably french bread loads of butter and tobasco sauce tobasco sauce goes with ANYTHING!! I drank a bottle once because i was told i couldnt, it didnt seem as good an idea the next day Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LaraCroft 863 Posted February 16, 2013 Report Share Posted February 16, 2013 Nothing out of the ordinary or too strange for me am kind of a meat and 2 veg type of guy (well 3 meat and 1 sort of veg) large bap, brown sauce, 6 rashes of bacon, 4 sausages, 2 slices of black pud, 2 hash browns thats just how I roll! Another good one for people to try is white bread prefably french bread loads of butter and tobasco sauce tobasco sauce goes with ANYTHING!! I drank a bottle once because i was told i couldnt, it didnt seem as good an idea the next day Are you sure they said "shouldn't" and not "couldn't " ??!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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