Born Hunter 17,780 Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 My bitch is in season, I'm pretty certain if I slipped her she would run straight for the nearest dog for a shag the f***ing tramp! She lays down for my terrier bitch to hump her ffs! Monday I had plans with a girl I have been seeing very casually for about a month now......................... by Tuesday morning I had managed to f**k that up! So I'm sat here coughing like a '40 a dayer' with the back end of this chest infection wondering whether I'm the twat I feel or sensible.............. my dick thinks I'm a twat! if only you were closer................ I'm willing to travel........... as long as you spoon me, hair in my face and an awkward hard on ruins the moment. seems your willing to travel..............we can watch harry potter first to get us in the mood....................in fact must me be your lucky night as i havent long got out the bath and managed to shave my legs and most of my back.......... Sorry, just realised you're into whippets................ that's just wrong! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whippet 99 2,613 Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 My bitch is in season, I'm pretty certain if I slipped her she would run straight for the nearest dog for a shag the f***ing tramp! She lays down for my terrier bitch to hump her ffs! Monday I had plans with a girl I have been seeing very casually for about a month now......................... by Tuesday morning I had managed to f**k that up! So I'm sat here coughing like a '40 a dayer' with the back end of this chest infection wondering whether I'm the twat I feel or sensible.............. my dick thinks I'm a twat! if only you were closer................ I'm willing to travel........... as long as you spoon me, hair in my face and an awkward hard on ruins the moment. seems your willing to travel..............we can watch harry potter first to get us in the mood....................in fact must me be your lucky night as i havent long got out the bath and managed to shave my legs and most of my back.......... Sorry, just realised you're into whippets................ that's just wrong! i hope your joking i just dressed up.........? typical prick teaser.............. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
deputydog 68 Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 Rib eye steak, couple of bottles of wine, viagra and some lube. Jobs a gudden. sounds like you and deputydog are going to be busy tonight you only jealous chid Quote Link to post Share on other sites
matt32 44 Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 Waiting for the missus to get back so can hopefully go out for a shine wish she`d hurry up 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whippet 99 2,613 Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 I'll be at work - with lots of drunk people. I'll fit in nicely ! stripper......................................? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LaraCroft 863 Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 I'll be at work - with lots of drunk people. I'll fit in nicely ! stripper......................................? Not that I saw - mind you, the last one wasn't that good 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,226 Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 gave r lass some off my white custard in the mouth 4 her valentine present and out with the dogs laters And who said romance was dead! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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