PIL 7 Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 Oscar Pistorious holds a lot of records, including worst Valentine's present ever 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PIL 7 Posted February 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE GLORIOUS, DON'T TRY TO SURPRISE OSCAR PISTORIOUS 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LaraCroft 863 Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 Apparently she took her shoes off so she could creep into the house without him hearing her. They are making a film about it.... "The silence of the limbs" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bryanm45 787 Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 Come on lads he's not the first bloke in the world who's woken up in the morning and shot all over his girlfriends face thinking she was someone else. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bryanm45 787 Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 His favourite band is bullet for my valentine. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Frann 882 Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brypat89 49 Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 That's the last time she will get him socks for valentines day... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest long-tail Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 (edited) lol Edited February 14, 2013 by long-tail Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dtw 42 Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 Brings a whole new meaning to taking the girlfriend out on valentines day. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marky b 309 Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 He won't have a leg to stand on in court Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 its a shame oscar pistorius murdered his girlfriend when he had the world at his knees 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,864 Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 Just goes to show, a man without legs has a better shot than Fernando Torres Cheers, D. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Duncan 802 Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 its a shame oscar pistorius murdered his girlfriend when he had the world at his knees and a smokin hot blonde on her knees! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 did`nt go down to well when she asked him if he was getting cold feet over there relationship... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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