troter58 1,711 Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 Mines pretty easy,, 3 ,, 12 hour shifts on nights,,,, on my own in an office doing security of a building,,,got a bank of cameras around the building,, can see anywhere on the monitors.. Nothing happens there,,, I have a flat screen telly,, free view box,,, there's a kitchen for Scran ,, tea coffe ect. also got a hook screwed in to desk for knitting nets,,, been known to nod off for a few hours,,,lol ,, very rarely of course. same as you tomo but i do 5 shifts 8 hours payed for doing nothing watch tv or on the internet i love my job Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 377 Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 I was a security guard 10 years ago. Used to get to work at 1700 watch tv until about 2000 then Id make a bed out of office chairs and get a good night sleep. Easy job but mind numbingly boring. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 I was a security guard 10 years ago. Used to get to work at 1700 watch tv until about 2000 then Id make a bed out of office chairs and get a good night sleep. Easy job but mind numbingly boring. 1700 hours take your job serious did you lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 377 Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 I was a security guard 10 years ago. Used to get to work at 1700 watch tv until about 2000 then Id make a bed out of office chairs and get a good night sleep. Easy job but mind numbingly boring. 1700 hours take your job serious did you lol Thats a habit I picked up from writing my patrol reports. 1700 full patrol ntr 1900 full patrol ntr 2100 full patrol ntr It was all lies I was either watching tv or sleeping. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
twobob 1,497 Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 proper holidays.like private islands owned by the rich and the famous.pension for life for a few years in number 10 not to mention all the other freebies they get and positions on the board of directors when they finish there political career.show up a cpl days a month and get a big fat cheque. these c**ts never worked hard to get where they are., lied conived and back stabbed there way to power. 18hours a day having a load of lackies run after you,and if it goes tits up,you can blame some underling. i wouldnt have there job either cause its only a job for a c**t Most have probably not had to go up the hard way granted! They have to be a c**t though mate as normal people wouldnt be able to cope with the pressure, the sort of situations when everyone turns on them, job on the line, every other paper printing bad stuff and it feels like the whole world is crashing down etc.. Its fooking crippling for most people, I have had a few times in my work where I have felt like this (without the media mind) and its horrendous. having to deal with that day in day out... f**k that. Also compare their salaries to people heading up most organisations and the money they get is fairly shit for the potential car crash their careers can sometimes end up as. Like i say i have no sympathy for most of them but its not a job I would touch for the money/stress. There are far easier ways to make the same money How would normal people not be able to cope?REQUIREMENTS abackbone ,common sense,the ability to tell the truth and give a answer to the question asked,be able to hold their hand up when wrong not blaming everyone else,ive seen more normal people with all or most of these than any politician. It must be really hard running two homes on the pittance they get,let them go run a organisation then it doesnt fxck the whole country when get it wrong. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lapin2008 1,587 Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 proper holidays.like private islands owned by the rich and the famous.pension for life for a few years in number 10 not to mention all the other freebies they get and positions on the board of directors when they finish there political career.show up a cpl days a month and get a big fat cheque. these c**ts never worked hard to get where they are., lied conived and back stabbed there way to power. 18hours a day having a load of lackies run after you,and if it goes tits up,you can blame some underling. i wouldnt have there job either cause its only a job for a c**t Most have probably not had to go up the hard way granted! They have to be a c**t though mate as normal people wouldnt be able to cope with the pressure, the sort of situations when everyone turns on them, job on the line, every other paper printing bad stuff and it feels like the whole world is crashing down etc.. Its fooking crippling for most people, I have had a few times in my work where I have felt like this (without the media mind) and its horrendous. having to deal with that day in day out... f**k that. Also compare their salaries to people heading up most organisations and the money they get is fairly shit for the potential car crash their careers can sometimes end up as. Like i say i have no sympathy for most of them but its not a job I would touch for the money/stress. There are far easier ways to make the same money How would normal people not be able to cope?REQUIREMENTS abackbone ,common sense,the ability to tell the truth and give a answer to the question asked,be able to hold their hand up when wrong not blaming everyone else,ive seen more normal people with all or most of these than any politician. It must be really hard running two homes on the pittance they get,let them go run a organisation then it doesnt fxck the whole country when get it wrong. The stress mate, thats what i am referring to. Being thick skinned about everyone hating them when as it often does everything turns against them, not anything to do with backbone etc.. Am sure some of them could go and run some organisations etc but then someone else would need to do their job. And if that person then steps out of line does something the public or media disagree with then they get booted out and so it continues... Like i said before I have no particular sympathies with them, they choose the life they lead and get paid OK for it and get some decent perks. But thinking that they have a particularly easy job I think is naive Quote Link to post Share on other sites
downsouth 7,356 Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 The easiest job I done was a car park attendant for a hotel and the chamber maids were right slags . My mate is a coss on the railway and all he's got to do is make sure his workers are working safely lol, piece of piss! Till some stupid c**t does something wrong then its his head on the chopping block.My guvnor keeps trying to get me get my coss ticket but for the extra few quid its worth f**k the responsibility Quote Link to post Share on other sites
steve66 3,536 Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 FFS some crackers......I see alot on sites now is someone at the entrance to the sites guiding lorries in all day when there reversing just incase someone gets run over. The fact that its bleeping loud as f**k and screaming "THIS VEHICLE IS REVERSING!!" surely isnt enough in this world of stupid health and safety?.. They have them in quite afew places now , there called banksman Quote Link to post Share on other sites
General lee 979 Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 Worked for a film company driving a double decker bus with tables for the actors and camera men to eat in get there early get a free breakfast watch tele and eat as many biscuits and fruit as ya want get a free dinner about 2 then go home Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ratreeper 441 Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 My mate had to spend 8 hours guarding a manhole when the cover was nicked, it was coned off and he had to sit on a chair next to it all day. Better yet, someone else's job was to check on all the people guarding the manholes. He had to quit after the second day. I have another mate who gets paid to put a few cones out, then check to make sure they aren't stolen a couple of times and gets paid the full days pay for it. I have never had a job remotely so easy, I think I would lose my last fragile grip on sanity if I did but I admit I am envious if you can still make a decent living. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kruby01 114 Posted February 16, 2013 Report Share Posted February 16, 2013 i used to work in a call centre, headset in one ear, iPod in the other, PC with internet access and a table lay out in between 4 of us playing monopoly £7.50 an hour and £10-30 commission on every call we had a woman that used to walk round aswell and make cups of tea for us all. Next time your on hold just be patient coz they will be selling their houses and hotels 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
seang 163 Posted February 16, 2013 Report Share Posted February 16, 2013 Council work all you have do is go to work on time go home on time and take your time all day Quote Link to post Share on other sites
koonhunter61731 14 Posted February 16, 2013 Report Share Posted February 16, 2013 Easiest I've seen is being black in Chicago.the government just sends ya a check each month!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,186 Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 Easiest I've seen is being black in Chicago.the government just sends ya a check each month!!! Or a Paki/Muslim/Scummycunt in the UK 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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