the_stig 6,614 Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 (edited) Russian Lift operator.........sat on a chair in a lift all day, reading a book.......the sum total of his job was saying "WHAT FLOOR?" then pushing the button!! Just thought I would add, needless to say this c**t wasnt in Russia he was in central London !! lol lol My old guvnor said to him, "Whats that your reading" and the Russian looked at him for a second then said "A Book!" a book -------------- i was painting the outside of a school years ago we got surrounded by a load of 8 year olds at break time , one of them had a yard of lime green snot running down his chin,to try and save him some embarrasment my mate said to him sniff the lad looked at him puzzled and said my name aint fecking sniff Edited February 14, 2013 by the_stig 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Duncan 802 Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 submarine washer 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dan_Mercian 27 Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 Easiest job I've ever seen is mine. Work 10-3 three nights a week and get paid over double what my mates do a week. All the free beer I can drink, Chatting up birds and playing music. DJ. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,222 Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 Mines pretty easy,, 3 ,, 12 hour shifts on nights,,,, on my own in an office doing security of a building,,,got a bank of cameras around the building,, can see anywhere on the monitors.. Nothing happens there,,, I have a flat screen telly,, free view box,,, there's a kitchen for Scran ,, tea coffe ect. also got a hook screwed in to desk for knitting nets,,, been known to nod off for a few hours,,,lol ,, very rarely of course. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wilbur foxhound 480 Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 Pornstar a used to do that but it was to sore on the arse,wf 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lanesra 3,994 Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 Some Lad I know has a Cracking Job in the local Shoe Shop . . . Taking the Hush Puppies for a walk ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whip x grey 276 Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 sometimes ,,i sighn in at the office,get my jobs for the day,do time sheet takes about 10mins ,,,then feck off home,,and take the mutts oot for a mooch ,,,while earning at the same time Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 sometimes ,,i sighn in at the office,get my jobs for the day,do time sheet takes about 10mins ,,,then feck off home,,and take the mutts oot for a mooch ,,,while earning at the same time Council Plummer eh Maybe not the easiest jobs but Definately 2 of the best was a football on off the ball. He's went from playing football to being a cameraman on babe station now that's living the dream Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whippet 99 2,613 Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 ive been a pimp most of me life and you may get the odd customer step out of line ,..................apart from that its not to bad............ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whippet 99 2,613 Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 I did a stint sitting on the back of the little train at light water valley theme park. That was shit money but pretty easy, they gave you a flag and a whistle and you got to shout at chubby kids if they jumped off the train half way round. Boring but easy! Sounds like Jimmy Savilles dream job...... noy really ,..he would of been fooked with out the bbc protecting him......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,482 Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 A fox snarer for Lab catch sod all and still get paid 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted February 15, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 A fox snarer for Lab catch sod all and still get paid Good luck getting paid.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 Pornstara used to do that but it was to sore on the arse,wf lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whip x grey 276 Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 sometimes ,,i sighn in at the office,get my jobs for the day,do time sheet takes about 10mins ,,,then feck off home,,and take the mutts oot for a mooch ,,,while earning at the same time Council Plummer eh Maybe not the easiest jobs but Definately 2 of the best was a football on off the ball. He's went from playing football to being a cameraman on babe station now that's living the dream not bad guess 50% correct,,,wrong with plummer thou,,,iam a mud slinger, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
salclalin 240 Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 In my last job i was called into work on a Sunday to do a cleandown on a Machine.Job lasted 1 hr.Got paid 32 hrs overtime. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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