Easiest Jobs You've Seen??

[Wxm 1,638]

I would honestly have to say the best job I've hand would have been a .................. hand job combined with a blow job, does the job for me :yes:

 

 

 

 

tell ya what thou the easiest was a car park attendant, what a job that was. but you can see why so many people are pissed off with them, the chap I worked with was a right arrogant prick wouldn't let no fcuker off if they had a genuine excuse I cancelled a good few tickets

[scothunter 12,609]

politicians must have the easist job out there.never done a days graft in thier lifes,waited on and lifted and laid every where they go,and get paid a fortune for messing shit up.useless whores!

[lapin2008 1,587]

politicians must have the easist job out there.never done a days graft in thier lifes,waited on and lifted and laid every where they go,and get paid a fortune for messing shit up.useless whores!

 

Much as I have zero respect for them for other reasons being a politician doesnt strike me as an easy job. They do get perks though!

cameran will be working most days 18 odd hours a day, knowing that most the rest of the world hate you and that the press can ruin your existence in the blink of an eye, you loose your temper with someone and its curtains on your career. Not being able to have proper holidays without press showing up or without knowing that something may hit the fan and you have to get back early.

 

Like I said I am not a big fan of them but wouldnt be a politician for double the money they get!

[Born Hunter 17,783]

Dunno about easy but best has got to be maritime private security........... travel the world on very good salary, sun on ya back, good tan, shooting pirates!

[scothunter 12,609]

proper holidays.like private islands owned by the rich and the famous.pension for life for a few years in number 10 not to mention all the other freebies they get and positions on the board of directors when they finish there political career.show up a cpl days a month and get a big fat cheque.

these c**ts never worked hard to get where they are., lied conived and back stabbed there way to power. 18hours a day having a load of lackies run after you,and if it goes tits up,you can blame some underling. i wouldnt have there job either cause its only a job for a c**t

[Carraghs Gem 1,675]

Easiest job i ever had was the 6am to 9am shift at a spar type shop... Spent most of my time sitting at the till doodling on scraps of paper... Got paid feck all though as i was only 16

[lapin2008 1,587]

proper holidays.like private islands owned by the rich and the famous.pension for life for a few years in number 10 not to mention all the other freebies they get and positions on the board of directors when they finish there political career.show up a cpl days a month and get a big fat cheque.

these c**ts never worked hard to get where they are., lied conived and back stabbed there way to power. 18hours a day having a load of lackies run after you,and if it goes tits up,you can blame some underling. i wouldnt have there job either cause its only a job for a c**t

Most have probably not had to go up the hard way granted! They have to be a c**t though mate as normal people wouldnt be able to cope with the pressure, the sort of situations when everyone turns on them, job on the line, every other paper printing bad stuff and it feels like the whole world is crashing down etc.. Its fooking crippling for most people, I have had a few times in my work where I have felt like this (without the media mind) and its horrendous. having to deal with that day in day out... f**k that.

 

Also compare their salaries to people heading up most organisations and the money they get is fairly shit for the potential car crash their careers can sometimes end up as. Like i say i have no sympathy for most of them but its not a job I would touch for the money/stress. There are far easier ways to make the same money

[johnny boy68 11,726]

politicians must have the easist job out there.never done a days graft in thier lifes,waited on and lifted and laid every where they go,and get paid a fortune for messing shit up.useless whores!

[Nik_B 3,790]

politicians must have the easist job out there.never done a days graft in thier lifes,waited on and lifted and laid every where they go,and get paid a fortune for messing shit up.useless whores!

 

They don't even turn up to work and get paid!!!

 

House of commons debates they all have to shuffle behind the person speaking so it doesn't look empty when they are talking

[the_stig 6,614]

I would honestly have to say the best job I've hand would have been a .................. hand job combined with a blow job, does the job for me :yes:

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[patterdalejoel 669]

getting paid £10 an hour for walking behind cows while they get put in a crush and TB tested

[Attack Fell Terrier 864]

The easiest job I done was a car park attendant for a hotel and the chamber maids were right slags .

 

My mate is a coss on the railway and all he's got to do is make sure his workers are working safely lol, piece of piss!

[walshie 2,804]

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[WILF 47,335]

Not sure if it counts as being easy... but the job I would actually pay someone to be able to do, would be to be the person who pushes reluctant, terrified first time parachutists out of the plane door. I'd be good at that. And I'd love it !

My pal did that to a Yank para at Fort Benning, holding up the British boys he was! Lol lol

[the_stig 6,614]

I couldn't think of anything more soul destroying and boring than being sat on my arse for eight hours plus doing feck all

thats why i came out of retirement i retired aged 52 first year was great painted the whole house the garden looked the dogs bollox ==== even the terriers got sick of seeing me ....