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Im very new to sky, so quite ignorant of their problems etc.

I have a message on all channels at the mo saying....

There is a technical fault with this channel. Please try later.

 

Its been like this for an hour i know of, so i rang the technical fault helpline, which wont be cheap!

First time, after doing all the pre-recorded prompts i get the engaged tone, second time i get further, told to key in my home phone number....gets cut off!!

The third time i get even further and a very quick american pre recorded voice tells me "We are experiencing difficulties, Goodbye" I'd never have bleedin guessed :icon_eek::wallbash: Then cuts me off again :censored:

Ive tried to find info online but all i can find are pages of what they can sell you, not what is going wrong at the present time, and of course there is no-one actually human at the end of the telephone to ask any questions?

Is anyone else having/had this problem and what should i expect? Is it likely to be off all night?

MOLL.

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Moll..try this......

 

Turn off sky at the plug. Pull out the sky viewing card, wipe it. wait a few minutes. Put the card back in and turn on. Wait for the intro to start. Then just press MENU.....good luck sweetheart :kiss:

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:icon_eek: Im not touching nothing, things electrical have a habit of blowing up on me....but thanks anyway luv :kiss:

Ironically, i never watch tv, but im really tired tonight so settled myself down with a bit of golden syrup cake with heaps of butter on, a hot cup of tea, dogs all got a hide chew each and switched on the telly :rolleyes:

Think ill get the puzzler book out and try to prevent early onset dementia :D

MOLL.

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:icon_eek: Im not touching nothing, things electrical have a habit of blowing up on me....but thanks anyway luv :kiss:

Ironically, i never watch tv, but im really tired tonight so settled myself down with a bit of golden syrup cake with heaps of butter on, a hot cup of tea, dogs all got a hide chew each and switched on the telly :rolleyes:

Think ill get the puzzler book out and try to prevent early onset dementia :D

MOLL.

DO IT.....it'll work. No bloody electric to touch...only unplug, wipe viewing card, wait a minute or two, then re-insert card and turn on......the SKY will go through a slight intro and then your back at it....bobs your uncle, fanny's your aunt.... :kiss:

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I unplugged it and.............................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It worked :clapping: :clapping: :clapping:

Did'nt thouch the card though, i can remember the bloke telling me never take it out :no:

 

Your a genious, and i love it when you get all assertive and shout at me in capitals :wub: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

MOLL.x.

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Bugger.......i was hoping i would have to drive up and show you in person.....of course, you living so far away, i would have to stay over for the night /long weekend..... :kiss: :whistling:

 

personally i would always wipe the card as well.... :yes: JD

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:laugh: Your more than welcome anytime...you know that :thumbs:

But there is only one bed, so your on the settee with the dogs :feck:

Ill wipe it next time...i promise :D

 

Thanks for that Gin, i dont really utilise sky as much as i could, never know what is or is'nt very good?

MOLL.

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personally i would always wipe the card as well.... :yes: JD

 

Thats because you make a mess with man paste whilst watching the 10 minute freeview on those naughty channels :tongue2: Moll, you want Bravo channel and watch Dog the bounty hunter....its car crash tv, truely awfull............

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:laugh: Your more than welcome anytime...you know that :thumbs:

But there is only one bed, so your on the settee with the dogs :feck:

Ill wipe it next time...i promise :D

 

Thanks for that Gin, i dont really utilise sky as much as i could, never know what is or is'nt very good?

MOLL.

only one bed.... :kiss: :angel::angel: :kiss: i will come when its thunder and lightening...we will have to keep each other safe then.....shall i let millet come or shall we keep him out of the equation? :kiss: :icon_eek::clapper:

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:laugh: Moll you remind me of my Mrs, won't touch anything electrical, but if she can get something to work, she is just amazed.

There again, that's why I married her..........she amazes me :laugh:

 

Al :drink:

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shall i let millet come or shall we keep him out of the equation? :kiss: :icon_eek::clapper:

:hmm: Ive sussed you out now, you dirty little trollop. Trying to get to Millet through me. Dirty underhanded tricks Mr Darcy, just cos i wont let him come to visit you again. The poor man was a complete wreck for several weeks the last time :icon_eek:

Anyway. Millets not coming this weekend, so any port in a storm so they say :laugh::laugh::laugh:

And where's my newts :tongue2:

MOLL.

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