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Should have been sent off for bringing the game into disrepute . but if he plays for man utd hes lucky to be alive

Footballers are pathetic excuses for anything. I've stopped watching it because of all the play acting and carrying on over nothing. If any of the games played on local parks on a Sunday morning were

Banned from playing with what, his gonads again?   I've seen more broken limbs on a sunday morning than I have at any other time in my life. The most memorable was my mate went into a 50/50 with a l

Footballers are pathetic excuses for anything. I've stopped watching it because of all the play acting and carrying on over nothing. If any of the games played on local parks on a Sunday morning were played under the same conditions as the pro's the games would have to be abandoned either because each team was down to just the goal keepers with the rest being sent off, the players would be dead on their feet because of the 6 hours of injury time and because of the length of the games and amount of stoppages the crowd wouldn't turn up to watch so no money would be generated.

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Footballers are pathetic excuses for anything. I've stopped watching it because of all the play acting and carrying on over nothing. If any of the games played on local parks on a Sunday morning were played under the same conditions as the pro's the games would have to be abandoned either because each team was down to just the goal keepers with the rest being sent off, the players would be dead on their feet because of the 6 hours of injury time and because of the length of the games and amount of stoppages the crowd wouldn't turn up to watch so no money would be generated.

can you imagine someone going down like that after an ear flick in a Sunday league match :laugh::laugh: :laugh: :laugh: he'd probably earn a switch kick in the gonads and be banned from ever playing with them again! and rightly so, embarrassing!

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Footballers are pathetic excuses for anything. I've stopped watching it because of all the play acting and carrying on over nothing. If any of the games played on local parks on a Sunday morning were played under the same conditions as the pro's the games would have to be abandoned either because each team was down to just the goal keepers with the rest being sent off, the players would be dead on their feet because of the 6 hours of injury time and because of the length of the games and amount of stoppages the crowd wouldn't turn up to watch so no money would be generated.

can you imagine someone going down like that after an ear flick in a Sunday league match :laugh::laugh: :laugh: :laugh: he'd probably earn a switch kick in the gonads and be banned from ever playing with them again! and rightly so, embarrassing!

 

Banned from playing with what, his gonads again?

 

I've seen more broken limbs on a sunday morning than I have at any other time in my life. The most memorable was my mate went into a 50/50 with a lad and the lad ended up snapping his shin on my mate's leg. Our middle aged defender pretty much got spear tackled during as corner and lifted his arm up to summon help from the sidelines and his arm just bent the wrong way He was going to sue the lad for damages until we all told him to get a grip. I broke a lad's nose going up for a header and didn't noticing him there, I thought it was all going to kick off and all he said was "I know it's broken, I heard it snap in my head. I'll get it sorted after the game".

One particulalry horrible muddy morning we were all running around like Forrest ump with his legs in braces as we all had severe cramp from running through the mud.

We had snowball fights and allsorts during games due to the weather.

 

That clip of the brazillian guy that fakes being hit in the face as well!!!! I took a free-kick from a mountain of a bloke right in the jewels and was inmstantly doubled over with that horrible sick feeling and dry mouth. The opposition's manager ran on with a bucket and sponge, opened me up like a curled up armadillo and said "don't hold 'em son just count 'em!" and then broke the ice on the water in the bucket and rammed a freezing cold sponge on my particulars. I could have chinned him but a few seconds later, when I could finally breathe, I couldn't feel anything from my waist to my knees it was all numbed. I was marking a guy that game called "No.7". He worse no.5 but had doen seven years for man-slaughter. I nutmegged him and made the mistake of calling it as I ran past him. I never made it past him the rest of the game and didn't want to play anymore when he'd finished with me.

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Footballers, they would never do playing hurling or gaelic football, have a look at the attached. These are the top players in the country but you can imagine the sledging and pulling that goes on at a local level, bit like Sunday morning soccer all levels of skill, fitness and alcohol levels

http://m.youtube.com/index?&desktop_uri=%2F#/watch?feature=related&v=suSiMIXN1SA

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never liked watching football,changing the subject this gazza drinking himself to death,now i like the man but he could of had a good life ,sponsors,adverts,presenter,etc .hes mates are helping him but in the airport hes drinking ..........has he had enough help

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Footballers are pathetic excuses for anything. I've stopped watching it because of all the play acting and carrying on over nothing. If any of the games played on local parks on a Sunday morning were played under the same conditions as the pro's the games would have to be abandoned either because each team was down to just the goal keepers with the rest being sent off, the players would be dead on their feet because of the 6 hours of injury time and because of the length of the games and amount of stoppages the crowd wouldn't turn up to watch so no money would be generated.

can you imagine someone going down like that after an ear flick in a Sunday league match :laugh::laugh: :laugh: :laugh: he'd probably earn a switch kick in the gonads and be banned from ever playing with them again! and rightly so, embarrassing!

 

Banned from playing with what, his gonads again?

 

I've seen more broken limbs on a sunday morning than I have at any other time in my life. The most memorable was my mate went into a 50/50 with a lad and the lad ended up snapping his shin on my mate's leg. Our middle aged defender pretty much got spear tackled during as corner and lifted his arm up to summon help from the sidelines and his arm just bent the wrong way He was going to sue the lad for damages until we all told him to get a grip. I broke a lad's nose going up for a header and didn't noticing him there, I thought it was all going to kick off and all he said was "I know it's broken, I heard it snap in my head. I'll get it sorted after the game".

One particulalry horrible muddy morning we were all running around like Forrest ump with his legs in braces as we all had severe cramp from running through the mud.

We had snowball fights and allsorts during games due to the weather.

 

That clip of the brazillian guy that fakes being hit in the face as well!!!! I took a free-kick from a mountain of a bloke right in the jewels and was inmstantly doubled over with that horrible sick feeling and dry mouth. The opposition's manager ran on with a bucket and sponge, opened me up like a curled up armadillo and said "don't hold 'em son just count 'em!" and then broke the ice on the water in the bucket and rammed a freezing cold sponge on my particulars. I could have chinned him but a few seconds later, when I could finally breathe, I couldn't feel anything from my waist to my knees it was all numbed. I was marking a guy that game called "No.7". He worse no.5 but had doen seven years for man-slaughter. I nutmegged him and made the mistake of calling it as I ran past him. I never made it past him the rest of the game and didn't want to play anymore when he'd finished with me.

 

The sooner us Brits get this " tough man " image out of our heads regarding the beautiful game.........the quicker we will be competing with the great countries in world football !.............Can you imagine a Spaniard saying something like that..........

Im a big boxing fan but id much rather watch Muhammed Ali or Sugar Ray Leonard perform than watch 2 drunken fools swinging away outside a pub !

Who wants to see broken limbs and noses in a sunday league game when we can watch elite players of the world in our own clubs football grounds every week.

What the f**k hurling or gaelic football has to do with it i dont know :blink: .......how about table tennis thats played by men with a ball as well !

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Footballers are pathetic excuses for anything. I've stopped watching it because of all the play acting and carrying on over nothing. If any of the games played on local parks on a Sunday morning were played under the same conditions as the pro's the games would have to be abandoned either because each team was down to just the goal keepers with the rest being sent off, the players would be dead on their feet because of the 6 hours of injury time and because of the length of the games and amount of stoppages the crowd wouldn't turn up to watch so no money would be generated.

 

can you imagine someone going down like that after an ear flick in a Sunday league match :laugh::laugh: :laugh: :laugh: he'd probably earn a switch kick in the gonads and be banned from ever playing with them again! and rightly so, embarrassing!

Banned from playing with what, his gonads again?

 

I've seen more broken limbs on a sunday morning than I have at any other time in my life. The most memorable was my mate went into a 50/50 with a lad and the lad ended up snapping his shin on my mate's leg. Our middle aged defender pretty much got spear tackled during as corner and lifted his arm up to summon help from the sidelines and his arm just bent the wrong way He was going to sue the lad for damages until we all told him to get a grip. I broke a lad's nose going up for a header and didn't noticing him there, I thought it was all going to kick off and all he said was "I know it's broken, I heard it snap in my head. I'll get it sorted after the game".

One particulalry horrible muddy morning we were all running around like Forrest ump with his legs in braces as we all had severe cramp from running through the mud.

We had snowball fights and allsorts during games due to the weather.

 

That clip of the brazillian guy that fakes being hit in the face as well!!!! I took a free-kick from a mountain of a bloke right in the jewels and was inmstantly doubled over with that horrible sick feeling and dry mouth. The opposition's manager ran on with a bucket and sponge, opened me up like a curled up armadillo and said "don't hold 'em son just count 'em!" and then broke the ice on the water in the bucket and rammed a freezing cold sponge on my particulars. I could have chinned him but a few seconds later, when I could finally breathe, I couldn't feel anything from my waist to my knees it was all numbed. I was marking a guy that game called "No.7". He worse no.5 but had doen seven years for man-slaughter. I nutmegged him and made the mistake of calling it as I ran past him. I never made it past him the rest of the game and didn't want to play anymore when he'd finished with me.

The sooner us Brits get this " tough man " image out of our heads regarding the beautiful game.........the quicker we will be competing with the great countries in world football !.............Can you imagine a Spaniard saying something like that..........

Im a big boxing fan but id much rather watch Muhammed Ali or Sugar Ray Leonard perform than watch 2 drunken fools swinging away outside a pub !

Who wants to see broken limbs and noses in a sunday league game when we can watch elite players of the world in our own clubs football grounds every week.

What the f**k hurling or gaelic football has to do with it i dont know :blink: .......how about table tennis thats played by men with a ball as well !

I understand what you're saying but that gobshite must have no pride as a man or a player to do what he done. Well IMO anyway.

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