baw 4,360 Posted February 9, 2013 Report Share Posted February 9, 2013 the fat one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whippet 99 2,613 Posted February 9, 2013 Report Share Posted February 9, 2013 the fat one fussy fooker............. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j j m 6,566 Posted February 9, 2013 Report Share Posted February 9, 2013 got married nuff said Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lukey 1,621 Posted February 9, 2013 Report Share Posted February 9, 2013 Probs shouldn't have ripped of all the seats on the double decker bus and put them out the back window on the bus to school, probs shouldn't have smashed the snack bar outside school up on the way into school. Probs shouldn't have set the dinner hall on fire! Probs shouldn't have been caught with a knife in school. Probs shouldn't have done all that in one day at school n get kicked out. What a wee prick I was! lol oh the joys lukey,better hope you dont have to go through it with your lad lol That scares me scot! Dreading them going to high school tbh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
albert64 1,882 Posted February 9, 2013 Report Share Posted February 9, 2013 i find with a smaller penis you get more chance of a bit of back door fun what do the big ones hurt you............? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BIGLURKS 874 Posted February 9, 2013 Report Share Posted February 9, 2013 Used too slow down for hitchhikers then stop and drive away lol are tits off ow too be 17 again Quote Link to post Share on other sites
spanielsandhawks 466 Posted February 9, 2013 Report Share Posted February 9, 2013 Having the snip Wednesday just gone. Balls are sore as fk 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BOLSTER 808 Posted February 9, 2013 Report Share Posted February 9, 2013 Haven't long enough to write Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted February 9, 2013 Report Share Posted February 9, 2013 Probs shouldn't have ripped of all the seats on the double decker bus and put them out the back window on the bus to school, probs shouldn't have smashed the snack bar outside school up on the way into school. Probs shouldn't have set the dinner hall on fire! Probs shouldn't have been caught with a knife in school. Probs shouldn't have done all that in one day at school n get kicked out. What a wee prick I was! lol oh the joys lukey,better hope you dont have to go through it with your lad lol That scares me scot! Dreading them going to high school tbh well your half roads there mate,you been through it.you can steer them in right direction. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,680 Posted February 9, 2013 Report Share Posted February 9, 2013 Drinking nothing but alcohol on a long weekend stag do to magaluf... I hated the place ( well what I can remember) but I realise now water is required occasionally to function... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,680 Posted February 9, 2013 Report Share Posted February 9, 2013 Drinking nothing but alcohol on a long weekend stag do to magaluf... I hated the place ( well what I can remember) but I realise now water is required occasionally to function... Oh and pint after pint of vodka red bull, is not big and not clever ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blackandgreen 84 Posted February 9, 2013 Report Share Posted February 9, 2013 Shagged an ex bosses wife Mind you, glad i did 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Duncan 802 Posted February 10, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2013 i find with a smaller penis you get more chance of a bit of back door fun So you've had a big penis and a small penis? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted February 10, 2013 Report Share Posted February 10, 2013 Having the snip Wednesday just gone. Balls are sore as fk toss one off you`ll be fine Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bryson 562 Posted February 10, 2013 Report Share Posted February 10, 2013 invited so called fecking mates on my permission a few year back and it all ended in tears they wont go behind my back again Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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