Ramblers Rights Go Out The Window When Theres A Shotgun Lol

[OldhamLad 66]

Longstory cut short walked around my country park earlier tandle hills if anyone knows it in oldham and thought bugger it 24 years walking this route and ive never been in that field, SO i did it hoped over the fence with my little lurcher puppy and went for a stroll! This field runs along the motorway so it was deserted no cattle etc had a brilliant time saw a few badger sets, foxes and a huge rabbit warren so thought i need permission around here its brilliant! so no longer had i been there 10 minutes and im walking back and POW man with a shotgun! My arse went from 5p to 50p in 3 seconds, had flash backs from the military yarda yarda.

 

Luckily for me the fella was an old geezer whose been shooting on the particular bit of land for years had a good chit chat think he could see i wasnt up to no good and gave me his name and number to tag along with him and go to the local shooting club! Cracking fella but by god ill never take that leap over a fence again!!

 

My question to you guys is

 

1.) you ever gone somewhere you werent meant to go

2.) if so have you ever been caught= outcomes

3) Whats the most awkward situation youve had!

 

p.s i know it was cheeky of me to jump the fence but thought bugger it! Wont be doing it again!

[romany52 313]

Get a backbone man! that's 90% of the fun!

[Rake aboot 4,935]

Jeez.. ah`ve spent half ma life oan the wrong side of somebodies fence ! lol

[HIGHAM 47]

fence hopping is good fun , make sure you travel light tho ... feel more at ease on permission tho i must say , once did someones garden with a mate of mine , got quite heated at one point but the things you see when ur places you shouldnt be are priceless , next time they will shut the bedroom curtains ( bungalo ) thats the only reason it got a little out of hand and as for the rabbits he wasnt botherd

 

thinking about it i mite pay him a visit and see if i can ferret his garden again but legit this time

 

atb

matt

[OldhamLad 66]

HA HA true guys think i do need to get a backbone!!!

 

Cheers for reply guys

[rob190364 2,594]

fence hopping is good fun , make sure you travel light tho ... feel more at ease on permission tho i must say , once did someones garden with a mate of mine , got quite heated at one point but the things you see when ur places you shouldnt be are priceless , next time they will shut the bedroom curtains ( bungalo ) thats the only reason it got a little out of hand and as for the rabbits he wasnt botherd

 

thinking about it i mite pay him a visit and see if i can ferret his garden again but legit this time

 

atb

matt

you went poaching in someones garden?? how bizarre! I'd be more worried about him not realising you're there and letting his rotties out for a slash!!!

[The one 8,480]

Think everybodys been on the wrong sized of a fence at some time

[Papa g 14]

My mates old man & his mate "Dave the dog" used to ferret the land around Luton airport many years ago,they didn't have permission to do so & this one time they were caught by airport security who were convinced they had a bomb in the carrying box after being reassured there were ferrets in the box the

[Papa g 14]

Security wanted there names & addresses when they asked my mates ol man were he lived he replied "no fixed abode" then they ask Dave he said "in the flat above him"

[Papa g 14]

Sorry about the join in the story feckin dog made me hit the wrong button!

[HIGHAM 47]

 

fence hopping is good fun , make sure you travel light tho ... feel more at ease on permission tho i must say , once did someones garden with a mate of mine , got quite heated at one point but the things you see when ur places you shouldnt be are priceless , next time they will shut the bedroom curtains ( bungalo ) thats the only reason it got a little out of hand and as for the rabbits he wasnt botherd

thinking about it i mite pay him a visit and see if i can ferret his garden again but legit this time

atb

matt

you went poaching in someones garden?? how bizarre! I'd be more worried about him not realising you're there and letting his rotties out for a slash!!!

my mate had permo next door but 1 , so we took it upon ourselfs to do half the houses on the road , silly really but thats being young and with brand new brains i suppose , wouldnt dream about it now but like i said we wer young and didnt know a [BANNED TEXT] lot about ferrets or rabbits but uv got to start somewere aye

 

anyone that says theyve never been somewere they shouldnt then i can only imagine there lieing haha

 

atb

matt

[OldhamLad 66]

Some funny reply guys !!! No fixed abode ill remember

[Ideation 8,216]

A certain someone i know once got arrested whilst ferreting near a prison as they thought he was burying weapons or something daft.

 

Its sometimes funny escorting poachers off 'your' land.

 

At the end of the day i usually blame the dog.

[Rake aboot 4,935]

Aye,,

 

I remember years ago I was fishing a local water with no permit, My fly got hooked in a small tree behind me, so I climbed it to get the fly back. While I was up there (10ft or so) I heard a voice below..

 

"'scuse me mate'" said the bailif as I looked down, ""can I see the permits"",,,, what permits I said, we don`t have any.

 

"" Oh ! right,, just that yer mate said you had the permits"" as I looked round and saw the tail end off Whin,, legging it round the bend ! b*****d !

 

left up a tree ! lol

[Ideation 8,216]

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