Rake aboot 4,936 Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 Provi wimmen hahhaha.. Aye,, put the lights off and shutup !! You still get them nowadays annaw Ma auld man used to be the "tick man" collectin payments. he used to walk along the street, and aw the whistlin would start up tae let the neighbours know he wis aboot. Edited tae add.. it took me 3 attempts to spell neighbours Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 provident oh the depravation lol im not old enough,but i rememeber my mum telling me that years ago when she first got married.the rent man used to collect from the door on a friday. could you imagine that now.he would be mugged in every f***ing street lol Lol that would be mad. I can mind the insurance guy calling every week, think it was the insurance man...... Come to think of it, I thought I looked a lot like him can mind the coal man too..... You know what they say about coal men..... Never trust a coal man who leaves your house with 1 clean finger aye we had the prudential guy every frid,he used to just chap the door and walk in,even when i was a kid,i thought what a forward c**t.cant for the life of me remember his name.he looked like magnum pi lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted February 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 Provi wimmen hahhaha.. Aye,, put the lights off and shutup !! You still get them nowadays annaw Ma auld man used to be the "tick man" collectin payments. he used to walk along the street, and aw the whistlin would start up tae let the neighbours know he wis aboot. Edited tae add.. it took me 3 attempts to spell neighbours I didn't know you got tv on a Friday when I was a kid lol. Can still her me auld maw now..... Will yea get away fae that windae........ Your gonna feel the heat aff my slipper in a minute... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 lol@baw my maws was "ill take my hand off your jaw in a minute you cheeky wee b*****d"my old mans was."if i start on you ill no f***ing stop"or "ill f***ing swing for you" lol oh i can just hear the lefties thinking now."shocking speaking to a child like that" lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted February 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 provident oh the depravation lol im not old enough,but i rememeber my mum telling me that years ago when she first got married.the rent man used to collect from the door on a friday. could you imagine that now.he would be mugged in every f***ing street lol Lol that would be mad. I can mind the insurance guy calling every week, think it was the insurance man...... Come to think of it, I thought I looked a lot like him can mind the coal man too..... You know what they say about coal men..... Never trust a coal man who leaves your house with 1 clean finger aye we had the prudential guy every frid,he used to just chap the door and walk in,even when i was a kid,i thought what a forward c**t.cant for the life of me remember his name.he looked like magnum pi lol Some with ours mate, don't think the c**t chapped, just heard a hello!!!! Back then neighbours just walked in all the time right enough. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 not in our house baw. i mind when we first moved in to our new house,and the next door neighbour just walked in.my old man was like hey chap the door,dont just walk in.she says oh we all do that you can do it with ours. no i wont and you wont f***ing do it here either.needless to say we didnt associate with our neighbours. just thought of another one,as kids we when out playing and got shouted in for our dinner.next dfoors kids always were back out on the street withinn 10mins. my old man used to say "whit did they c**ts get for thier dinner.a run round the table"lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted February 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 lol@baw my maws was "ill take my hand off your jaw in a minute you cheeky wee b*****d"my old mans was."if i start on you ill no f***ing stop"or "ill f***ing swing for you" lol oh i can just hear the lefties thinking now."shocking speaking to a child like that" lol my maw had a few lines. The auld man, he was scary when he went silent. You'd look round, he'd be right there....... Fucko aff the face Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted February 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 lol@baw my maws was "ill take my hand off your jaw in a minute you cheeky wee b*****d"my old mans was."if i start on you ill no f***ing stop"or "ill f***ing swing for you" lol oh i can just hear the lefties thinking now."shocking speaking to a child like that" lol my maw had a few lines. The auld man, he was scary when he went silent. You'd look round, he'd be right there....... Fucko aff the face Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted February 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 not in our house baw. i mind when we first moved in to our new house,and the next door neighbour just walked in.my old man was like hey chap the door,dont just walk in.she says oh we all do that you can do it with ours. no i wont and you wont f***ing do it here either.needless to say we didnt associate with our neighbours. just thought of another one,as kids we when out playing and got shouted in for our dinner.next dfoors kids always were back out on the street withinn 10mins. my old man used to say "whit did they c**ts get for thier dinner.a run round the table"lol I was envious of my neighbour pal. We'd be playing fitba or rounders in the street. His maw would shout him for dinner, he'd shout back don't want any..... That was that. My maw would bellow, Paul, dinner..... I'd shout back, don't want any..... She'd roar back..... If I've to come out and drag yea in, you'll be f***ing sorry 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted February 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 I remember breakfast at weekends was always a fry up. I never had a plate...... I went from my maws plate, get a forkful then me auld mans, get a forkful f**k we were poor but happy as f**k. Didn't feel poor either, every c**t was the same. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 lol oh the joys eh,the few times i got kept in for doing something wrong one time i had my bedroom window open wide to the world hanging out of it,with the duvet wrapped round me talking to my pals.my old man came back from the dogs,walked up the path saw me ,and went f***ing mental,get that f***ing window shut where the f**k do you think you are the gorbals lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted February 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 lol oh the joys eh,the few times i got kept in for doing something wrong one time i had my bedroom window open wide to the world hanging out of it,with the duvet wrapped round me talking to my pals.my old man came back from the dogs,walked up the path saw me ,and went f***ing mental,get that f***ing window shut where the f**k do you think you are the gorbals lol Pmsl can you mind getting a piece in jam, get that eat before you go out the door. Eh FFs lol. I used to love a piece in margarine and sugar..... We're we fat, f**k no. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wullz 408 Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 (edited) Check ooy aww the big hoosie folks.....you should have seen my scheme in the 70's.......its was fekkin mental.....the Pru men went aboot in teams... The BT engineers had 4 in a gang, 2 sat in the landrover at all times.....if they left a van or a landrover empty, it was offski! Poor? I went roond a mates I had a school and they had newspaper on the flair instead of carpets!! I wondered why his da was always at home....apperently he was the gritter driver!! Didnae work the rest of the year - aye right! Anytime I saw him he culdnae huv drove a dodgem! 2 dectective sergeants got knifed bythe Murrays not 20 yards from oor back door....I was in the same class as one of them....detained in the BarL indefinately..... Edited February 8, 2013 by Wullz 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 nah never had pieces on sugar lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted February 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 Check ooy aww the big hoosie folks.....you should have seen my scheme in the 70's.......its was fekkin mental.....the Pru men went aboot in teams... The BT engineers had 4 in a gang, 2 sat in the landrover at all times.....if they left a van or a landrover empty, it was offski! Poor? I went roond a mates I had a school and they had newspaper on the flair instead of carpets!! I wondered why his da was always at home....apperently he was the gritter driver!! Didnae work the rest of the year - aye right! Anytime I saw him he culdnae huv drove a dodgem! 2 dectective sergeants got knifed bythe Murrays not 20 yards from oor back door....I was in the same class as one of them....detained in the BarL indefinately..... Is that Edinburgh mate, the Murray's? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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