whippet 99 2,613 Posted February 9, 2013 Report Share Posted February 9, 2013 Lol lapin. Must be the gamekeeper in him, getting called his sworn enemy. Must admit, if someone said to me, are you the local keeper, I'd be f***ing raging may be the local bummer would make you happyier..........lol Quote Link to post
Lab 10,979 Posted February 9, 2013 Report Share Posted February 9, 2013 I would rather be a poacher than feel the need to ingraciate myself to a couple of tits just so ,s they give me a wave . Thats a keepers job aint it kissing the gentrys arse but talking down to every other fecker ... Ive only met a couple that wernt proper wankers ... To be fair that statement is a load of shite just as a saying "Every poacher is a fence cutting, machinery stealing badger baiter!!"..is!........You cant stereotype one group and then complain about it the other way round!!! 1 Quote Link to post
baw 4,360 Posted February 9, 2013 Report Share Posted February 9, 2013 Lol lapin. Must be the gamekeeper in him, getting called his sworn enemy. Must admit, if someone said to me, are you the local keeper, I'd be f***ing raging may be the local bummer would make you happyier..........lol Your obsession with talking gay every retort is getting boring Quote Link to post
whippet 99 2,613 Posted February 9, 2013 Report Share Posted February 9, 2013 Lol lapin. Must be the gamekeeper in him, getting called his sworn enemy. Must admit, if someone said to me, are you the local keeper, I'd be f***ing raging may be the local bummer would make you happyier..........lol Your obsession with talking gay every retort is getting boring i need help...... Quote Link to post
troter58 1,711 Posted February 9, 2013 Report Share Posted February 9, 2013 I would rather be a poacher than feel the need to ingraciate myself to a couple of tits just so ,s they give me a wave . Thats a keepers job aint it kissing the gentrys arse but talking down to every other fecker ... Ive only met a couple that wernt proper wankers ... To be fair that statement is a load of shite just as a saying "Every poacher is a fence cutting, machinery stealing badger baiter!!"..is!........You cant stereotype one group and then complain about it the other way round!!! dont take it to heart mate we all know your the gay keeper 1 Quote Link to post
whippet 99 2,613 Posted February 9, 2013 Report Share Posted February 9, 2013 I would rather be a poacher than feel the need to ingraciate myself to a couple of tits just so ,s they give me a wave . Thats a keepers job aint it kissing the gentrys arse but talking down to every other fecker ... Ive only met a couple that wernt proper wankers ... To be fair that statement is a load of shite just as a saying "Every poacher is a fence cutting, machinery stealing badger baiter!!"..is!........You cant stereotype one group and then complain about it the other way round!!! dont take it to heart mate we all know your the gay keeper that is getting boreing now.............fed up with all the gay stuff............... Quote Link to post
Lab 10,979 Posted February 9, 2013 Report Share Posted February 9, 2013 I would rather be a poacher than feel the need to ingraciate myself to a couple of tits just so ,s they give me a wave . Thats a keepers job aint it kissing the gentrys arse but talking down to every other fecker ... Ive only met a couple that wernt proper wankers ... To be fair that statement is a load of shite just as a saying "Every poacher is a fence cutting, machinery stealing badger baiter!!"..is!........You cant stereotype one group and then complain about it the other way round!!! dont take it to heart mate we all know your the gay keeper Well would you rather get your c**t kicked or shagged up the arse......only person who poaches here is Whippet99......with no gun or dog?...strange that.. 3 Quote Link to post
whippet 99 2,613 Posted February 9, 2013 Report Share Posted February 9, 2013 I would rather be a poacher than feel the need to ingraciate myself to a couple of tits just so ,s they give me a wave . Thats a keepers job aint it kissing the gentrys arse but talking down to every other fecker ... Ive only met a couple that wernt proper wankers ... To be fair that statement is a load of shite just as a saying "Every poacher is a fence cutting, machinery stealing badger baiter!!"..is!........You cant stereotype one group and then complain about it the other way round!!! dont take it to heart mate we all know your the gay keeper Well would you rather get your c**t kicked or shagged up the arse......only person who poaches here is Whippet99......with no gun or dog?...strange that.. spears and bows ................your getting to know me now ...............scary....... love going on driven shoots everybody speaks to me like im stange ,..................just because ive got a few arrows on me back............. Quote Link to post
troter58 1,711 Posted February 9, 2013 Report Share Posted February 9, 2013 I would rather be a poacher than feel the need to ingraciate myself to a couple of tits just so ,s they give me a wave . Thats a keepers job aint it kissing the gentrys arse but talking down to every other fecker ... Ive only met a couple that wernt proper wankers ... To be fair that statement is a load of shite just as a saying "Every poacher is a fence cutting, machinery stealing badger baiter!!"..is!........You cant stereotype one group and then complain about it the other way round!!! dont take it to heart mate we all know your the gay keeper Well would you rather get your c**t kicked or shagged up the arse......only person who poaches here is Whippet99......with no gun or dog?...strange that.. to be honest lab i would prefer both i like it ruff is that whippet99 who walks your estate with just the a walking stick and nothing on shouting wheres lab 1 Quote Link to post
whippet 99 2,613 Posted February 9, 2013 Report Share Posted February 9, 2013 I would rather be a poacher than feel the need to ingraciate myself to a couple of tits just so ,s they give me a wave . Thats a keepers job aint it kissing the gentrys arse but talking down to every other fecker ... Ive only met a couple that wernt proper wankers ... To be fair that statement is a load of shite just as a saying "Every poacher is a fence cutting, machinery stealing badger baiter!!"..is!........You cant stereotype one group and then complain about it the other way round!!! dont take it to heart mate we all know your the gay keeper Well would you rather get your c**t kicked or shagged up the arse......only person who poaches here is Whippet99......with no gun or dog?...strange that.. to be honest lab i would prefer both i like it ruff is that whippet99 who walks your estate with just the a walking stick and nothing on shouting wheres lab after ive bagged up as much game as i can carry ....................i then go and have a cup of tea in his kitchen while he sleeps.............oh yeah your running out of sugar lab............. 1 Quote Link to post
Lab 10,979 Posted February 9, 2013 Report Share Posted February 9, 2013 I would rather be a poacher than feel the need to ingraciate myself to a couple of tits just so ,s they give me a wave . Thats a keepers job aint it kissing the gentrys arse but talking down to every other fecker ... Ive only met a couple that wernt proper wankers ... To be fair that statement is a load of shite just as a saying "Every poacher is a fence cutting, machinery stealing badger baiter!!"..is!........You cant stereotype one group and then complain about it the other way round!!! dont take it to heart mate we all know your the gay keeper Well would you rather get your c**t kicked or shagged up the arse......only person who poaches here is Whippet99......with no gun or dog?...strange that.. to be honest lab i would prefer both i like it ruff is that whippet99 who walks your estate with just the a walking stick and nothing on shouting wheres lab after ive bagged up as much game as i can carry ....................i then go and have a cup of tea in his kitchen while he sleeps.............oh yeah your running out of sugar lab............. If i hadn't bought it yesterday i would have been extremely scared by that comment.............. 2 Quote Link to post
whippet 99 2,613 Posted February 9, 2013 Report Share Posted February 9, 2013 I would rather be a poacher than feel the need to ingraciate myself to a couple of tits just so ,s they give me a wave . Thats a keepers job aint it kissing the gentrys arse but talking down to every other fecker ... Ive only met a couple that wernt proper wankers ... To be fair that statement is a load of shite just as a saying "Every poacher is a fence cutting, machinery stealing badger baiter!!"..is!........You cant stereotype one group and then complain about it the other way round!!! dont take it to heart mate we all know your the gay keeper Well would you rather get your c**t kicked or shagged up the arse......only person who poaches here is Whippet99......with no gun or dog?...strange that.. to be honest lab i would prefer both i like it ruff is that whippet99 who walks your estate with just the a walking stick and nothing on shouting wheres lab after ive bagged up as much game as i can carry ....................i then go and have a cup of tea in his kitchen while he sleeps.............oh yeah your running out of sugar lab............. If i hadn't bought it yesterday i would have been extremely scared by that comment.............. i speaking from a couple of nights ago............next time leave the key in the other place................ Quote Link to post
micckey 106 Posted February 9, 2013 Report Share Posted February 9, 2013 The little village where I live is changing fast.Several large expensive houses have been built over the last couple of years,these are being bought by rich city folk.These people seem to think they own the whole village,but anyway,the other day I was taking my young lurcher out for an evening walk when I met some of these new folk coming towards me.I nodded and said hello,all I got was a grunt and a black look.As I walked on a bit I overheard one of the men say to his wife,'he must be one of the local poachers.' I let the remark pass but a couple of nights later I was in the village pub when the same couple came in with some other posh folk,'oh look,'one said,'there's that poacher chap again,i thought he would have been barred from here.'That was it,'madam' I says i'm sorry to tell you I am no more of a poacher than you are,'but you've got a poachers dog,'she says,I was getting mad now,'this is a lurcher,'I replied 'this one is a cross between a Saluki and a greyhound great for catching rabbits,not every one who owns a lurcher is a poacher,i used to be a gamekeeper and my son is still a gamekeeper and like you we don't like poachers.'The poshies looked abit shocked,but they did have the decency to apologise and now when I am out with the lurcher I even get a wave from them.Great eh. So which one of the posh ones paid your wages as the keeper ... lol Quote Link to post
Josh1996 14 Posted February 9, 2013 Report Share Posted February 9, 2013 They're probs just stereotypically posh pricks mate i would have went mad if they said that to me trying to make you look bad infront of everyone in the pub. Seriously? For getting called a poacher? I'd have took it as a compliment. Everyone worth their salt has poached, if you haven't, you've had an easy ride or started in the game late on in life. If it was me I'd have said, yes that's me, im also the local whoremaster, I'm known as treble, as my cocks 3 times the size of everyone else. Yeh bit over the top really, All they are doing is stereotyping and being a bit patronising, Its annoying at worst. At least they are not following him round the village screaming stuff like 'murderer' at him lol. Haha yeh now i re read what i wrote i kinda realise i went a bit over the top. And after reading baw's post i feel like sh!t cuz i know it was true. Quote Link to post
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