Malt 379 Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 Pet hates. Supposed English rugby fans who generally don't give a shit about the game unless they read something positive in the paper or the team wins a game, then all of a sudden they're Brian f***ing Moore! Brian Moore Southern Hemisphere rugby refs in charge of Northern Hemisphere games with a different interpretation of the rules.. John Inverdale/Adrian Chiles - Presenters who are there to extract expert opinion from their guests, not offer their own.. Was cringing listening to Chiles taking the piss out of Neymar's miss last night when I flicked over to see the England score at half time, WTF gives him the right to comment on football players, has he ever been in a position to do better...? ITV's football commentary team Whining dogs, whining women, whining kids, whining in general! Dealing with pissed up people when I'm sober Brian Moore Waiting at the school gates to pick my kids up amongst the chattering masses Going to the town centre in my old home town in the middle of Summer when the place was crawling with grockles Waiting in traffic queues Waiting for a woman to get ready to go somewhere Brian Moore You only hate the pit bull cos he's always right,,, I'm always surprised when folk mention Moore I think he's the best pundit commentator out there always fair and straight with both sides,, ten times better than Jonathan Davies ,, or butler Feck off, I've lost out of the times he's ran his mouth off arguing with his co commentator and been proved wrong by a third party, I've never heard so much bollocks as he comes out with at times! You only like the c**t because he's so pro England with his commentary! At least Jiffy is pretty much impartial when he's doing the commentary! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tomburras 2,730 Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 people who judge others Bloody hell, that accounts for about 99.99999% of humanity!! Lol lol LOL yes sad and true! Iv seen top blokes judged as idiots and idots judged as great wtf LOL. Also noticed the more people do the less they thaught of ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,208 Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 MAN U FANS THE IGNORANT FUCKWITS DONT KNOW ABOUT FOOTBALL COULDNT EVEN NAME THE STARTING 11 southerners, went to peterborough away the other week and coulnt stand all the southern accents in the town, give me a northern accent anyday Oh so you wanna make it a north/south thing then do ya Daft old northern women who call you " me ducky "..........................................stop calling me that !!! Chips with batter on ..............................Its either fish or its chips you cant have it both ways ! Backstreet shops with crappy old wooden fixtures and fittings like youve just walked back into the 1950,s or arrived on the set of Open all Hours !! Notherners who think anyone with a southern accent is a cockney !! Dry Stone Walls ................................either build a proper f****n wall or dont bother,dont just sling some rocks in a pile and call it a wall !! errrrrr what else dry stone walls are a skill, been standing for 200 years and are as strong as anything, have you seen some of them, hardly a pile of rocks! even if they are a pile, they keep the bloody stock in! but ill agree with "Notherners who think anyone with a southern accent is a cockney !!" that's definetly me no fair do,s they are fine walls i learned the hard way years ago i told a northerner dogman friend of mine i could boot one over,nearly broke my f****n ankle .......and they have much more character than everyday brick walls..........................it was only tongue in cheek im quite jealous actually ....you dont see many of them in Bethnal Green thats for sure !! what amazes me is they are in the middle of nowhere for mile upon mile, all made at about 2 metres a day on a good day and all stone was quarried and taken up the hills in a time without proper mechanisation, all horse and cart unreal. especially all the massive stones at the bottom bethnal green... is that another country Your right there you Joel ,,, it amazes me how they built them all them years ago,, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dvdskv 30 Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 Clothes hangers really get on my nerves you can never get one out of the pile when you want one. People that take a bite of their food and before they chew have a swig of tea or coffee then chew away. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
twobob 1,497 Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 nuffink instead of nothing no f or fxcking k people that take the kids out of cars on the road side on busy roads approaching roundabouts behind female drivers why do they not understand if its clear they can go? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 meant to be aye,sure gnash said he would do it aswell Not much of a challenge mate unless your going up the face Its not a challenge.................................................its a race !........Plain and simple I can picture you half way up, lab under one arm, scot under the other Gnasher will have to catch me first... .......i'd rather my heart burst or died with exhaustion than come back on here and say that an Englishman beat me too the top.... You havent seen my pal im racing against .........Id order a coffin now if i was you ....If this is him ive a funny feeling i'll be ill on the day of the climb...... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marky b 309 Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 YES! I can't stand it when people (usually the police) use the word "yourself" instead of "you". "Do you know why we stopped yourself tonight Sir" WTF is all that about? And those knobs at work who use manager speak like "moving forward" "touching base" etc. The Next Time The Police Stop You And Say "Excuse Me Sir , Can You Tell Me Why Ive Stopped You" . . . . You Reply . . "WHY , HAVE YOU FORGOT" . . . They Really Love That 1 .a friend of mine once bit a chunk out of a police mans arm whilst being arrested when asked why he done it in the interview room he said because he liked the taste of bacon lol they didn't like that he got three months for it 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neems 2,406 Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 in no particular order. drug addicts,antis,non-whites,foreigners,old people driving,fat people walking too slowly + blocking the way for normal people,hippies,dirty people,nosey neighbors,snobs,people who speak with their hands,jews,muslims,liberals,charity muggers,reality t.v,cats,young girls dressing provocatively,fat women dressing provocatively,back stabbers. and which one of these are you? non whites If it wasnt for these non whites son you wouldnt of had a country after the world wars It was these non whites that put this country back on the map after the war. Idiot... Myhates are, idiots that come out with statements like that. I should amend that to non-whites living in white countries. If it wasn't for people like you we wouldn't have got involved in the 2nd world war and Europe would be in a far better way. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 Worst pet hate for me is people who adopt daft " in " words and phrases...... Blokes who say things like " smash her back doors in " zzzzzzzzz Footie pundits who say " he put a shift in " And worst of all men who for decades have called other men mate but have now gone onto " bud " or " fella " because its the in words ..........f****n grates on me ! . Foook me bud ill call you fella from now on mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 Scouse youngsters that now say, or rather spit out "Go on", or "Go on then", instead of a 'goodbye type' ending to a conversation. Seems it the new thing here don't know about anywhere else but it just comes across like some sort of challenge to me... Makes me frown every time someone uses it to me and I think, who the feck are you talking too....!! When I was that age and someone ended speaking with that, "Go on then" would have been replied with a smack in the gob..!! . Go on then laters. Xxxxxx Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 (edited) there dry stone dykes and there very nice to look at lol beats barbed wire fencing, also chips with batter on,never heard that saying.but ill agree does sound daft,what is it fritters? Not to go all Crocodile Dundee on you but................... Thats not a wall............. Thats a wall !! top ones a poor effort at a random wall built with the no throughs or packing splits and poor coursing and looks like shite. The bottom one is shite cheap brick and streacher shit bond butkeeps southeners happy in there mock tudor mansions lol and on closer inspection no conternutity in the perpendicular joint width or in the bed joints thus weakining the over all strenth in an allready weak bond but am sure you knew this gnasher lol Edited February 7, 2013 by gonetoearth Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 Grassers People who get involved in other people's business when it has nothing to do with them. Nosey loud mouth gobshites who talk behind people's backs. Jealous people. Letting on gangsters who have never had a fight in their lives yet walk around as if they've had people buried. Liars. Clowns who carry on like they're doing something really important when they're not doing anything important at all. Whites who act black. The horrible talk that the youth seem to talk these days. Politicians. Nonces. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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WoodsmanJim 160 Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 (edited) in no particular order. drug addicts,antis,non-whites,foreigners,old people driving,fat people walking too slowly + blocking the way for normal people,hippies,dirty people,nosey neighbors,snobs,people who speak with their hands,jews,muslims,liberals,charity muggers,reality t.v,cats,young girls dressing provocatively,fat women dressing provocatively,back stabbers. and which one of these are you? non whites If it wasnt for these non whites son you wouldnt of had a country after the world wars It was these non whites that put this country back on the map after the war. Idiot... Myhates are, idiots that come out with statements like that. I should amend that to non-whites living in white countries. If it wasn't for people like you we wouldn't have got involved in the 2nd world war and Europe would be in a far better way. Really??!! Honestly, that is beyond ignorant. I'm guessing you didn't listen in history class or have done any reading at all about WWII. Which brings me to a couple of my biggest pet-hates, arrogance and ignorance. Edited February 8, 2013 by WoodsmanJim 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TUFFTY 1,476 Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 (edited) in no particular order. drug addicts,antis,non-whites,foreigners,old people driving,fat people walking too slowly + blocking the way for normal people,hippies,dirty people,nosey neighbors,snobs,people who speak with their hands,jews,muslims,liberals,charity muggers,reality t.v,cats,young girls dressing provocatively,fat women dressing provocatively,back stabbers. and which one of these are you? non whites If it wasnt for these non whites son you wouldnt of had a country after the world wars It was these non whites that put this country back on the map after the war. Idiot... Myhates are, idiots that come out with statements like that. I should amend that to non-whites living in white countries. If it wasn't for people like you we wouldn't have got involved in the 2nd world war and Europe would be in a far better way. Oh Fecking really Edited February 8, 2013 by TUFFTY Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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