gnasher16 30,441 Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 (edited) Mother in law ,,, youses the word bockel, instead of bottle,,, Ex-GF used to say "lickle" for little. It was like being lashed with a farrowing mesh. Good job she could suck a golf ball through a hosepipe and had breasts that were like the cold side of the pillow. One I have found really head banging recently is the Pete Kay effect. "T'internet" - F-off!!! Even my dad says it and he's about as trendy a corduroy so that speaks volumes. God forbid I am out for a meal with people that are enthusiastic comedians as I actaully like garlic bread and cheescake. You know the lines for these and it is usually follwed by them repeating them, laughing and looking aroudn the table to see if anyone else is laughing with them. It's a bit like Jo Brand with her joke delivery, you'll notice that she puts a "but erm..." at the end of every joke just in case you miss the shit line in the first place. Every opportunity to repeat one of these awful jokes is never missed by folk. just remembered yet another one of mine....I didn't realise I was so hateful until this thread!!! people that say mumf instead of month, or bruvver instead of brother, the mumf one is definitely the worst though. Well i definately say both of them but thats just accents for you..............like " it aint arf orrible " you cant be hateful of an accent surely or id hate three quarters of Britain Edited February 11, 2013 by gnasher16 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 30,441 Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 It's as if the barman at my local reads this site and knows who I am. After saying I hated being call "chap" or "fella", in the space of one afternoon, he managed to call me both AND threw in a "pal" for good measure. Grrrrr. Pal i can live with because its been used for years and years............but these dopey new ones " fella " especially...............makes me want to rip the persons throat out ......f****n idiots ! Haha, I've always said fella myself. Didn't realise it was new, cool and annoying. Not that I would know either. I tend not to use mate or bud because often It sorta implies you are their mate. Sounds daft but that false meaning grinds on me a bit. Come on now stop telling porkies you,ve only been saying it the last few years since its the " in " word I'm sure you've called me fella in the past!!! Piss off !!..............If you can find a sentance ive called anyone " fella " i,ll stick a grand in your paypal no questions asked ...........Id gouge my own eye out before i addressed someone with those muggy mid life crisis tones !! Right! I will find it, leave it with me.......fella Shit hang on................i might of used the word...........like when you say " he,s a nice fella "...........or something like that..........................but deffo no way id address someone as in " cheers fella " Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 woman who wipe there arse up towards there tuppence instead of the other way...doesn't make nice eating. ..sort it out ladys 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LaraCroft 863 Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 woman who wipe there arse up towards there tuppence instead of the other way...doesn't make nice eating. ..sort it out ladys tuppence ?! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 was going to say minge or c**t but .... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LaraCroft 863 Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 was going to say minge or c**t but .... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,402 Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 I say mate a lot, I'm shit with names and mate is my saving grace.... It gives my memory a bit of time to kick in... Bud, chap, fella on the other hand gets on my tits.... Rob; That middle management thing is definitely one of mine, sites are full of the twats now, they know nothing about any trade half the time and spend ages talking crap to you..... One young lad, was training to be a site manager on a big site we were on in Bracknell, he was the epitome of wannabe authority who knew nothing.... Marching around like a big shit, he flexed his muscles by chucking one of my mates 50m leads in the skip ( it had a little knick in it, nothing that couldn't be sorted ). The lad whose lead it was, is a good lad, very good boxer and has very good principals.... He wasn't best pleased and let it be known.. Matey puffs his chest out and says you've threatened me I'm kicking you off site... There was 15 of us up on that roof, subbies and my employed labour... I told every one to pack the gear up cause we were off..... The little twat was squirming In front if his boss with a grovelling apology to my mate, cause they couldn't afford us to leave... I wish we had walked now though that job nearly took me under in the end... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 woman who wipe there arse up towards there tuppence instead of the other way...doesn't make nice eating. ..sort it out ladys Surely that's downwards not up? Not very good at biology. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 It's as if the barman at my local reads this site and knows who I am. After saying I hated being call "chap" or "fella", in the space of one afternoon, he managed to call me both AND threw in a "pal" for good measure. Grrrrr. Pal i can live with because its been used for years and years............but these dopey new ones " fella " especially...............makes me want to rip the persons throat out ......f****n idiots ! Haha, I've always said fella myself. Didn't realise it was new, cool and annoying. Not that I would know either. I tend not to use mate or bud because often It sorta implies you are their mate. Sounds daft but that false meaning grinds on me a bit. Come on now stop telling porkies you,ve only been saying it the last few years since its the " in " word I'm sure you've called me fella in the past!!! Piss off !!..............If you can find a sentance ive called anyone " fella " i,ll stick a grand in your paypal no questions asked ...........Id gouge my own eye out before i addressed someone with those muggy mid life crisis tones !! Right! I will find it, leave it with me.......fella Shit hang on................i might of used the word...........like when you say " he,s a nice fella "...........or something like that..........................but deffo no way id address someone as in " cheers fella " Quit backpedalling chap. I'll help check your posts to see if you've called anyone fella. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 30,441 Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 As long as its " calling " someone fella......rather than describing eg,he was a decent fella etc....................you wont catch me out on that one ...........or bud and chap.....they,re equally repulsive ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 As long as its " calling " someone fella......rather than describing eg,he was a decent fella etc....................you wont catch me out on that one ...........or bud and chap.....they,re equally repulsive ! I know mate. I would have noticed if you'd said my pet hate very often. I was just trying to make £500 for a bit of searching. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 30,441 Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 Just thought of a couple more..... " I borrowed him a few quid " ......................" will you learn me how to do that " Grind my teeth every time i hear them. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,402 Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 The condescending and patronising way some people speak to the elderly... A week in to our stint on the hospital ward and I can't believe how some of these nurses are towards the old people, as usual the majority are great but there's always a couple how let the side down...... The wife gave one short shrift when one attempted to talk to her in the same way.... Bad manners, I expect hello, goodbye and please and thank you at least from my kids, costs nothing manners The wearing your trousers so low your ass hangs out, that the kids seem to love these days... They look f@cking ridiculous White blokes with dread locks, drive past a bloke earlier who's pasty white with dreads below his ass.... Cool man lol... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Duncan 802 Posted February 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 it annoys me when women call a bloke "mate", or a young girl calls you "luv", just sounds weird! fit young birds calling you love....just gives a middle age duffer false hope 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,547 Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 People who want to sell you their things but don't want you to get a living out of it 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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