jonah. 775 Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 Lucas & the Bulldozer... :laugh: think you'll find its the other end of the leads that's the problem...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 Lucas & the Bulldozer... :laugh: And people from Kent :hmm: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 well just took dog out and stepped in dog shit right outside my f***ing house.swear if i catch the c**ts ill rub there b*****d face in it.all in the tread of my timbie. you can get it out with a knife over the kitchen sink ill use the hose,f**k picking that out. c**ts that they are Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hutch6 550 Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 Mother in law ,,, youses the word bockel, instead of bottle,,, Ex-GF used to say "lickle" for little. It was like being lashed with a farrowing mesh. Good job she could suck a golf ball through a hosepipe and had breasts that were like the cold side of the pillow. One I have found really head banging recently is the Pete Kay effect. "T'internet" - F-off!!! Even my dad says it and he's about as trendy a corduroy so that speaks volumes. God forbid I am out for a meal with people that are enthusiastic comedians as I actaully like garlic bread and cheescake. You know the lines for these and it is usually follwed by them repeating them, laughing and looking aroudn the table to see if anyone else is laughing with them. It's a bit like Jo Brand with her joke delivery, you'll notice that she puts a "but erm..." at the end of every joke just in case you miss the shit line in the first place. Every opportunity to repeat one of these awful jokes is never missed by folk. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 30,121 Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 Mother in law ,,, youses the word bockel, instead of bottle,,, Ex-GF used to say "lickle" for little. It was like being lashed with a farrowing mesh. Good job she could suck a golf ball through a hosepipe and had breasts that were like the cold side of the pillow. Wasnt Ricky Hatton was it ?...........Ickle.....Talking about himself in the third person.......Ranting on about how many fans he had...... Just about every word that little c**t says is a pet hate for me. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 30,121 Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 It's as if the barman at my local reads this site and knows who I am. After saying I hated being call "chap" or "fella", in the space of one afternoon, he managed to call me both AND threw in a "pal" for good measure. Grrrrr. Pal i can live with because its been used for years and years............but these dopey new ones " fella " especially...............makes me want to rip the persons throat out ......f****n idiots ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,768 Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 It's as if the barman at my local reads this site and knows who I am. After saying I hated being call "chap" or "fella", in the space of one afternoon, he managed to call me both AND threw in a "pal" for good measure. Grrrrr. Pal i can live with because its been used for years and years............but these dopey new ones " fella " especially...............makes me want to rip the persons throat out ......f****n idiots ! Haha, I've always said fella myself. Didn't realise it was new, cool and annoying. Not that I would know either. I tend not to use mate or bud because often It sorta implies you are their mate. Sounds daft but that false meaning grinds on me a bit. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 mucker is another one.granted thats old school,but still annoying. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 it annoys me when women call a bloke "mate", or a young girl calls you "luv", just sounds weird! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 the one the kids use by mine is alright LID and whats happenin 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 30,121 Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 It's as if the barman at my local reads this site and knows who I am. After saying I hated being call "chap" or "fella", in the space of one afternoon, he managed to call me both AND threw in a "pal" for good measure. Grrrrr. Pal i can live with because its been used for years and years............but these dopey new ones " fella " especially...............makes me want to rip the persons throat out ......f****n idiots ! Haha, I've always said fella myself. Didn't realise it was new, cool and annoying. Not that I would know either. I tend not to use mate or bud because often It sorta implies you are their mate. Sounds daft but that false meaning grinds on me a bit. Come on now stop telling porkies you,ve only been saying it the last few years since its the " in " word Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 It's as if the barman at my local reads this site and knows who I am. After saying I hated being call "chap" or "fella", in the space of one afternoon, he managed to call me both AND threw in a "pal" for good measure. Grrrrr. Pal i can live with because its been used for years and years............but these dopey new ones " fella " especially...............makes me want to rip the persons throat out ......f****n idiots ! Haha, I've always said fella myself. Didn't realise it was new, cool and annoying. Not that I would know either. I tend not to use mate or bud because often It sorta implies you are their mate. Sounds daft but that false meaning grinds on me a bit. Come on now stop telling porkies you,ve only been saying it the last few years since its the " in " word I'm sure you've called me fella in the past!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 Mother in law ,,, youses the word bockel, instead of bottle,,, Ex-GF used to say "lickle" for little. It was like being lashed with a farrowing mesh. Good job she could suck a golf ball through a hosepipe and had breasts that were like the cold side of the pillow. One I have found really head banging recently is the Pete Kay effect. "T'internet" - F-off!!! Even my dad says it and he's about as trendy a corduroy so that speaks volumes. God forbid I am out for a meal with people that are enthusiastic comedians as I actaully like garlic bread and cheescake. You know the lines for these and it is usually follwed by them repeating them, laughing and looking aroudn the table to see if anyone else is laughing with them. It's a bit like Jo Brand with her joke delivery, you'll notice that she puts a "but erm..." at the end of every joke just in case you miss the shit line in the first place. Every opportunity to repeat one of these awful jokes is never missed by folk. just remembered yet another one of mine....I didn't realise I was so hateful until this thread!!! people that say mumf instead of month, or bruvver instead of brother, the mumf one is definitely the worst though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 30,121 Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 It's as if the barman at my local reads this site and knows who I am. After saying I hated being call "chap" or "fella", in the space of one afternoon, he managed to call me both AND threw in a "pal" for good measure. Grrrrr. Pal i can live with because its been used for years and years............but these dopey new ones " fella " especially...............makes me want to rip the persons throat out ......f****n idiots ! Haha, I've always said fella myself. Didn't realise it was new, cool and annoying. Not that I would know either. I tend not to use mate or bud because often It sorta implies you are their mate. Sounds daft but that false meaning grinds on me a bit. Come on now stop telling porkies you,ve only been saying it the last few years since its the " in " word I'm sure you've called me fella in the past!!! Piss off !!..............If you can find a sentance ive called anyone " fella " i,ll stick a grand in your paypal no questions asked ...........Id gouge my own eye out before i addressed someone with those muggy mid life crisis tones !! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 It's as if the barman at my local reads this site and knows who I am. After saying I hated being call "chap" or "fella", in the space of one afternoon, he managed to call me both AND threw in a "pal" for good measure. Grrrrr. Pal i can live with because its been used for years and years............but these dopey new ones " fella " especially...............makes me want to rip the persons throat out ......f****n idiots ! Haha, I've always said fella myself. Didn't realise it was new, cool and annoying. Not that I would know either. I tend not to use mate or bud because often It sorta implies you are their mate. Sounds daft but that false meaning grinds on me a bit. Come on now stop telling porkies you,ve only been saying it the last few years since its the " in " word I'm sure you've called me fella in the past!!! Piss off !!..............If you can find a sentance ive called anyone " fella " i,ll stick a grand in your paypal no questions asked ...........Id gouge my own eye out before i addressed someone with those muggy mid life crisis tones !! Right! I will find it, leave it with me.......fella Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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