Malt 379 Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 Pet hates. Supposed English rugby fans who generally don't give a shit about the game unless they read something positive in the paper or the team wins a game, then all of a sudden they're Brian f***ing Moore! Brian Moore Southern Hemisphere rugby refs in charge of Northern Hemisphere games with a different interpretation of the rules.. John Inverdale/Adrian Chiles - Presenters who are there to extract expert opinion from their guests, not offer their own.. Was cringing listening to Chiles taking the piss out of Neymar's miss last night when I flicked over to see the England score at half time, WTF gives him the right to comment on football players, has he ever been in a position to do better...? ITV's football commentary team Whining dogs, whining women, whining kids, whining in general! Dealing with pissed up people when I'm sober Brian Moore Waiting at the school gates to pick my kids up amongst the chattering masses Going to the town centre in my old home town in the middle of Summer when the place was crawling with grockles Waiting in traffic queues Waiting for a woman to get ready to go somewhere Brian Moore Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whippet 99 2,613 Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 MAN U FANS THE IGNORANT FUCKWITS DONT KNOW ABOUT FOOTBALL COULDNT EVEN NAME THE STARTING 11 southerners, went to peterborough away the other week and coulnt stand all the southern accents in the town, give me a northern accent anyday you probably dont know the blood in the dogs you work but hey ho,.................. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 lol@gnash possibly,but the dyke looks more traditional.the facing brick wall is sterile looking,and would look ridiculous in the country dont you agree? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whippet 99 2,613 Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 Pet hates. Supposed English rugby fans who generally don't give a shit about the game unless they read something positive in the paper or the team wins a game, then all of a sudden they're Brian f***ing Moore! Brian Moore Southern Hemisphere rugby refs in charge of Northern Hemisphere games with a different interpretation of the rules.. John Inverdale/Adrian Chiles - Presenters who are there to extract expert opinion from their guests, not offer their own.. Was cringing listening to Chiles taking the piss out of Neymar's miss last night when I flicked over to see the England score at half time, WTF gives him the right to comment on football players, has he ever been in a position to do better...? ITV's football commentary team Whining dogs, whining women, whining kids, whining in general! Dealing with pissed up people when I'm sober Brian Moore Waiting at the school gates to pick my kids up amongst the chattering masses Going to the town centre in my old home town in the middle of Summer when the place was crawling with grockles Waiting in traffic queues Waiting for a woman to get ready to go somewhere Brian Moore whos brian moore......... chilcot any day - fat twit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 that brought and bought shit,musty be an english trait.i have never heard that term used in my life. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,580 Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 Reality tv ,anything on tv with the words celebrity in the title , footballers who score a goal and then push thier team mates out the way so they can do some silly rehearsed celebration for the cameras , it,s a team sport ! .People on forums who can,t have a proper debate and resort to challenges and insults and then call it banter , scouse scallies , nobs who make a few bob selling drugs , buy a flash car and then think they,re gangsters , people who look down on another mans sport , hobby or interests , northeners who think all southerners are softys , southerners who think all northerners are primitive dim wits ,bullies ,people who go along with a libral agenda , no matter what cost to the country , Jeremy Clarkson ,and any other nob who thinks saying something controversial makes them witty , poloticians , day time tv ,people who come on a forum and post about what they would do to peedos , dog thieves etc , JUST DO IT ,boasters and braggards , breed blindness, Fen coursers who think they and thier sport is so much better than anyone elses ,text talk ,trash talking boxers , etc etc etc 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whippet 99 2,613 Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 Reality tv ,anything on tv with the words celebrity in the title , footballers who score a goal and then push thier team mates out the way so they can do some silly rehearsed celebration for the cameras , it,s a team sport ! .People on forums who can,t have a proper debate and resort to challenges and insults and then call it banter , scouse scallies , nobs who make a few bob selling drugs , buy a flash car and then think they,re gangsters , people who look down on another mans sport , hobby or interests , northeners who think all southerners are softys , southerners who think all northerners are primitive dim wits ,bullies ,people who go along with a libral agenda , no matter what cost to the country , Jeremy Clarkson ,and any other nob who thinks saying something controversial makes them witty , poloticians , day time tv ,people who come on a forum and post about what they would do to peedos , dog thieves etc , JUST DO IT ,boasters and braggards , breed blindness, Fen coursers who think they and thier sport is so much better than anyone elses ,text talk ,trash talking boxers , etc etc etc well said my little princess..................the people who talk big on here dont stand big............your my kind of man/woman......... ooops for got to add ....your judged by your user name............yeah i got shite shaking whippets just how i like em....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stabba 10,745 Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 Scottish folk who now live in England but piss and moan about the place all the time(just move back to sweaty sock land ffs) Gypsy's who live in houses but still like to think they're travellers Doctors receptionists(arrogant cnuts) That fcukin horrible music they play on the phone(while you've been on hold for 20 minutes) Bad grammar Wankers who see dogs as a commodity rather than a worker/companion 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
henarchchar 64 Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 the silly twat down the street from me who put his washing out then it rained for 2 days then snowed for another 2 now he puts more out and there is still frost on the ground and people with too much time on there hands ...................... oh thats me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
henarchchar 64 Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 oh and missing the last 5 mins of auf weidersein pet because some prick rang about ppi claims Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hutch6 550 Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 Folk that don't thank you or even acknowledge you when you open a door for them or pull in to let them past on the road. Folk that chew with their mouth open. Folk, that when talking, go up at the end of a sentence to make everything sound like a question. Folk that when asking you a question put the answer on the end of it for you - "Can you make sure that gets done, yeah? Any form of media based around a celebrity culture. Produced media with it's own agenda that tries to appear impartial. Office pollitics - Office Bollotics. MIddle management buzz words - "culture", "pro-active not reactive", "A series of conversations has to be had". People who eat meat but refuse to acknowledge how that animal lived and was killed to provide them with their food. People knocking on my door and trying force their religious beliefs on me. People whoes only answer to things is violence. Supermarkets and their devistating effect on communites and the environment. People who can't apologise. Spitting, littering and just mindless vadalism. Animal Rights Extremists. Any extremists really. Football and everything that goes with it - considering my relationship with football since a child that is pretty much an about turn. People who give up on their dogs instead of trying to change their methods to get the best out of the dogs a bit more. People who think the world owes them something, especially a living. Bullies. People who committ crimes and think that somehow they are deserving of certain rights. Biggots and ignorant people. Lords and ladies that reside in huge country manors who can't afford to run the place and then go down the route of "woe betide me....." Increased rail prices way above inflation just so the proceeds can go towards a rail link I will not benefit from and the directors' huge bonuses. People who try and be as offensive as possible in the name of comedy. There's a few to keep you going :D :D 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j j m 6,555 Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 people sitting at the traffic lights in there car picking there nose dirty feckers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 meant to be aye,sure gnash said he would do it aswell Not much of a challenge mate unless your going up the face Its not a challenge.................................................its a race !........Plain and simple I can picture you half way up, lab under one arm, scot under the other Gnasher will have to catch me first... .......i'd rather my heart burst or died with exhaustion than come back on here and say that an Englishman beat me too the top.... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jonah. 775 Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 Folk that don't thank you or even acknowledge you when you open a door for them or pull in to let them past on the road. Folk that chew with their mouth open. Folk, that when talking, go up at the end of a sentence to make everything sound like a question. Folk that when asking you a question put the answer on the end of it for you - "Can you make sure that gets done, yeah? Any form of media based around a celebrity culture. Produced media with it's own agenda that tries to appear impartial. Office pollitics - Office Bollotics. MIddle management buzz words - "culture", "pro-active not reactive", "A series of conversations has to be had". People who eat meat but refuse to acknowledge how that animal lived and was killed to provide them with their food. People knocking on my door and trying force their religious beliefs on me. People whoes only answer to things is violence. Supermarkets and their devistating effect on communites and the environment. People who can't apologise. Spitting, littering and just mindless vadalism. Animal Rights Extremists. Any extremists really. Football and everything that goes with it - considering my relationship with football since a child that is pretty much an about turn. People who give up on their dogs instead of trying to change their methods to get the best out of the dogs a bit more. People who think the world owes them something, especially a living. Bullies. People who committ crimes and think that somehow they are deserving of certain rights. Biggots and ignorant people. Lords and ladies that reside in huge country manors who can't afford to run the place and then go down the route of "woe betide me....." Increased rail prices way above inflation just so the proceeds can go towards a rail link I will not benefit from and the directors' huge bonuses. People who try and be as offensive as possible in the name of comedy. There's a few to keep you going :D :D we have a winner, well said. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 (edited) people who say they are going to learn somebody something instead of teach them, proper winds me up...it doesn't even sound right!! loads of people do it on here! people who hog the middle lane on the motorway, I wish my car had missiles on the front!!! Edited February 7, 2013 by rob190364 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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