reaper1064 285 Posted February 4, 2013 Report Share Posted February 4, 2013 Trouble is with the foxes round our way is that because they are so well fed they are getting bigger with each generation. Soon be as big as feckin' horses. The drunks outside the local chippy feed them so you can see them round there on a regular basis. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
R.A.W 1,987 Posted February 4, 2013 Report Share Posted February 4, 2013 I've trapped alot just a few feet from my back door over the years. they just keep coming. they have a liking for my chickens that has cost me a small fortune over the years. i did a bit of work in London in the summer could not believe how many foxes were running about. i was working on friends relatives house so i was staying there . i woke up on the first morning step through the french doors and into the garden. the first mistake was not to look down and second was to only wear socks. urban fox shite and corn flakes not a great breakfast idea Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LaraCroft 863 Posted February 4, 2013 Report Share Posted February 4, 2013 They are certainly getting more bold. I woke mid morning a couple of months ago when the chooks were all kicking off in the garden, sat up in bed, looked out of the window and saw a fox dragging a chicken up the garden. Never left the house so fast in my life. Not sure who was more shocked - the fox looking up to see a pissed off, naked, screaming red head running straight for him - or the neighbour, who hearing the commotion came into the garden to find me standing there holding a stressed out chicken strategically to cover myself up ! pmsl. .house prices will be dropping around your way Watch it matey ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
R.A.W 1,987 Posted February 4, 2013 Report Share Posted February 4, 2013 They are certainly getting more bold. I woke mid morning a couple of months ago when the chooks were all kicking off in the garden, sat up in bed, looked out of the window and saw a fox dragging a chicken up the garden. Never left the house so fast in my life. Not sure who was more shocked - the fox looking up to see a pissed off, naked, screaming red head running straight for him - or the neighbour, who hearing the commotion came into the garden to find me standing there holding a stressed out chicken strategically to cover myself up ! pmsl. .house prices will be dropping around your way Watch it matey ! couldn't resist . that's why i sport a buzz onesy of an evening 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 I don't see the point in killing something if its not doing any harm. I've dug plenty of Charlie's and let them run on pre-ban. I'd only kill one if it is causing a serious problem. I agree. Unfortunately the ones that come in my garden use it as a toilet, nick anything we may leave out, drive my dog nuts in the middle of the night and have given 2 of my dogs mange in the past. Then they're a problem that need sorting out then mate. Best of luck with it pal. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,531 Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 Would not mind these in the garden, http://grimeshit.blogspot.co.uk/2008_04_01_archive.html Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobcullen79 1,495 Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 Would not mind these in the garden, http://grimeshit.blogspot.co.uk/2008_04_01_archive.html What would you do? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 I remember fishing with a mate and a woman approached with a dog. f****r started eating our bait. Anyhow, the nutter started saying its the fox in him!!!! I was like, eh? She said, oh yes, his mother got caught caught by a fox. I was like, ok........ I asked where she got the dog, she said from a small Scottish island where they drop food to the foxes by helicopter it might be just me but I don't half attract them 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,113 Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 I remember fishing with a mate and a woman approached with a dog. f****r started eating our bait. Anyhow, the nutter started saying its the fox in him!!!! I was like, eh? She said, oh yes, his mother got caught caught by a fox. I was like, ok........ I asked where she got the dog, she said from a small Scottish island where they drop food to the foxes by helicopter it might be just me but I don't half attract them Not attract, your sectioned with them........... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whippet 99 2,613 Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 I remember fishing with a mate and a woman approached with a dog. f****r started eating our bait. Anyhow, the nutter started saying its the fox in him!!!! I was like, eh? She said, oh yes, his mother got caught caught by a fox. I was like, ok........ I asked where she got the dog, she said from a small Scottish island where they drop food to the foxes by helicopter it might be just me but I don't half attract them gays attract the same sex and (fook knows what attracts fox x)..............................maybe you can speak to animals.............. i have a pet gorilla what doesnt stop masturbating ...........can you have a word,..........he dont listen to me........... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 your pet gorilla says, he masterbates cos your blow jobs are too teethy..... Hope that helps Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,113 Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 I remember fishing with a mate and a woman approached with a dog. f****r started eating our bait. Anyhow, the nutter started saying its the fox in him!!!! I was like, eh? She said, oh yes, his mother got caught caught by a fox. I was like, ok........ I asked where she got the dog, she said from a small Scottish island where they drop food to the foxes by helicopter it might be just me but I don't half attract them gays attract the same sex and (fook knows what attracts fox x)..............................maybe you can speak to animals..............i have a pet gorilla what doesnt stop masturbating ...........can you have a word,..........he dont listen to me........... It's a proven fact that primates imitate others within their environment, what have you got to say about that eh wanker?!? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TUFFTY 1,476 Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 I remember fishing with a mate and a woman approached with a dog. f****r started eating our bait. Anyhow, the nutter started saying its the fox in him!!!! I was like, eh? She said, oh yes, his mother got caught caught by a fox. I was like, ok........ I asked where she got the dog, she said from a small Scottish island where they drop food to the foxes by helicopter it might be just me but I don't half attract them gays attract the same sex and (fook knows what attracts fox x)..............................maybe you can speak to animals..............i have a pet gorilla what doesnt stop masturbating ...........can you have a word,..........he dont listen to me........... It's a proven fact that primates imitate others within their environment, what have you got to say about that eh wanker?!? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 I remember fishing with a mate and a woman approached with a dog. f****r started eating our bait. Anyhow, the nutter started saying its the fox in him!!!! I was like, eh? She said, oh yes, his mother got caught caught by a fox. I was like, ok........ I asked where she got the dog, she said from a small Scottish island where they drop food to the foxes by helicopter it might be just me but I don't half attract them gays attract the same sex and (fook knows what attracts fox x)..............................maybe you can speak to animals..............i have a pet gorilla what doesnt stop masturbating ...........can you have a word,..........he dont listen to me........... It's a proven fact that primates imitate others within their environment, what have you got to say about that eh wanker?!? or he might like the look of you when your in your suzzies Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,531 Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 Would not mind these in the garden,http://grimeshit.blogspot.co.uk/2008_04_01_archive.html What would you do? Play ring a roses with them. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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