Malt 379 Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 It just don't seem right just sat there loitering! How about this place, Malt? Up for a skinny dip? Race you to the other side? (You'd see a man sprint on f**king water!) f**k that, it's not natural! Imagine that at night, I'm getting shivers just thinking about it! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Outlaw Pete 2,224 Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 Scot; I remember when Jacques Cousteau field trialled similar for ship wreck survivors. Against shark attack. Like a big condom. They had their boy out of the water quick sharp, once those f**king sharks started looking just a little Too curious! Bloke I read about was a Red Neck. We all know what they're like ..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Outlaw Pete 2,224 Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 Warren; That's a ten minute (or less?) drive from here Malt; You think that one's bad? Try This f**ker! Few hundred yards from where I'm sitting. And no: I Don't f**king go there at night! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 Warren; That's a ten minute (or less?) drive from here Malt; You think that one's bad? Try This f**ker! Few hundred yards from where I'm sitting. And no: I Don't f**king go there at night! Thats just evil looking, fair play! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 It's bloody water man, soft tarts 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Outlaw Pete 2,224 Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 Beauty is too; That second one's completely land locked. It's simply There. Nothing for miles around it but barely visited fields. At least the first one has a road beside it and is managed by a fishing club. Second one ....? Something or someone could live there. Doing things. And never be seen. No fishermen ever go there. Truth is? I don't think anybody goes there! Just no reason to. And the local farmers have far better things to do with their sparse and valuable time. Then there's The Stories .....! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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LaraCroft 863 Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 It's that old advert - the safety one, about kids going near open water and drowning - it worked ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid 935 Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 Horses being too close, don't fecking trust the cnuts. Other than that, no phobias. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Outlaw Pete 2,224 Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 It's that old advert - the safety one, about kids going near open water and drowning - it worked ! F**k " Charlie Says ", Lara. That's got nothing to do with it. Malt knows. This is a primal thing. Hearkening back to the days of mud and wattle huts. Times when everybody spoke with a strangely mangled, 'West County' accent and looked vaguely like 'Baldric'. " Oh, no, saar! You don't want to be goin near Thaaart waadder! Not thaart waadder ..... Speshly nart be Night, saar ..... " 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Big bald beautiful 1,231 Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 Wasps Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BIGLURKS 874 Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 Fear of being kicked in the chest bye a heifer again and getting cornered bye a calved cow or bull and getting trampled and snakes that can kill ya and friends and family dying and not being able too do any thing about it If you've got a calved Bull you've got more to worry about!!!!! Do you not worry about being sexually inadequate too? na mate no inadequate feeling here my girlfriend calls me a big dick and a twat and a asshole every day and like all women say there always right Ha, I got the wrong member there!!!! Saw the pic and the flag, and somehow thought it was Haymin who's posted! That's why I mentioned sexually inadequate, he has a few problems in that department Sorry for the mix up! no prob mate dint take it the wrong way only the Internet 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LaraCroft 863 Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 It's that old advert - the safety one, about kids going near open water and drowning - it worked ! F**k " Charlie Says ", Lara. That's got nothing to do with it. Malt knows. This is a primal thing. Hearkening back to the days of mud and wattle huts. Times when everybody spoke with a strangely mangled, 'West County' accent and looked vaguely like 'Baldric'. " Oh, no, saar! You don't want to be goin near Thaaart waadder! Not thaart waadder ..... Speshly nart be Night, saar ..... " LMAO ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whippet 99 2,613 Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 lego men........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,763 Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 Outlaw Pete................. have I sussed you? Are you the legend returned?................... Ditchy? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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