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purveyor of fine powders and herbs

i gather evidence off the net for the rspca an other organisations....

Bet thats got its ups and its downs.........

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Unemployed dole waller, jack of all trades but master of none, started out in a posh cafe and worked my way up to manager, they supported me through my army application then when it came back i couldn't go in on medical grounds they kept me on and eventually i made it to manager...then the owner retired and we all got made redundant :cray: ...since then i've been in 4 call centres and got sacked from all four :whistling:, they were wank to be fair....been on production lines, in recruitment, gardening, under keeping...i'm just f*****g useless :laugh:

Medical grounds!!!....You mean you found out your Mum wasnt allowed to go with you!!.. Ahahahahahaha

 

Haven't you got an ex girlfriend to chase after ya big fanny?? :bye::laugh:

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OLD BILL so redrawn thinks :laugh: :laugh:

 

Chippy (joiner) by trade .lol

 

i know ye are, we have been involved in same case once or twice :whistling:

you got me mistaken for someone who gives a feck :laugh:

dotty by name dotty by nature lol

 

 

dont deny it pal, stand up an be counted :laugh: we gotta be proud of what we do :laugh:

if I was old bill I would have been armed response nd nailed your arse :laugh:
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self employed , work at a boarding kennel when its busy , night lambings odd jobs on farms , also make up and bag beak bits that are fitted to pheasants.

 

 

this lass got a fulltime job smelling like a shepherd :laugh:

least its not wet german shepherd smell

 

its okay, i smell like a greasy hob ferret most the time :icon_redface:

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self employed , work at a boarding kennel when its busy , night lambings odd jobs on farms , also make up and bag beak bits that are fitted to pheasants.

 

 

this lass got a fulltime job smelling like a shepherd :laugh:

least its not wet german shepherd smell

Im telling Phoebe............... :icon_eek: i Hope she takes offence to you........ :D

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OLD BILL so redrawn thinks :laugh: :laugh:

 

Chippy (joiner) by trade .lol

 

i know ye are, we have been involved in same case once or twice :whistling:

you got me mistaken for someone who gives a feck :laugh:

dotty by name dotty by nature lol

 

 

dont deny it pal, stand up an be counted :laugh: we gotta be proud of what we do :laugh:

if I was old bill I would have been armed response nd nailed your arse :laugh:

 

 

i got imunity, im untouchable :yes:

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self employed , work at a boarding kennel when its busy , night lambings odd jobs on farms , also make up and bag beak bits that are fitted to pheasants.

 

 

this lass got a fulltime job smelling like a shepherd :laugh:

least its not wet german shepherd smell

Im telling Phoebe............... :icon_eek:i Hope she takes offence to you........ :D

oh shit am no coming if ye have a bbq this year. oh i will bring her a big juicy bone to say sorry
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any body for a coffee..........?

 

tea?? or diet coke? :icon_redface:

dairylea.........................?

 

no way, only time i use that is to hide me dogs tablets in :laugh:

tell everyone the truth ..........................same as tha saville diaries............ :laugh:
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any body for a coffee..........?

 

tea?? or diet coke? :icon_redface:

dairylea.........................?

 

no way, only time i use that is to hide me dogs tablets in :laugh:

tell everyone the truth ..........................same as tha saville diaries............ :laugh:

 

 

:laugh:

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OLD BILL so redrawn thinks :laugh: :laugh:

 

Chippy (joiner) by trade .lol

 

i know ye are, we have been involved in same case once or twice :whistling:

you got me mistaken for someone who gives a feck :laugh:

dotty by name dotty by nature lol

 

 

dont deny it pal, stand up an be counted :laugh: we gotta be proud of what we do :laugh:

if I was old bill I would have been armed response nd nailed your arse :laugh:

 

 

i got imunity, im untouchable :yes:

I'm not a team player , you'd of got the tazered first :laugh:
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self employed , work at a boarding kennel when its busy , night lambings odd jobs on farms , also make up and bag beak bits that are fitted to pheasants.

 

 

this lass got a fulltime job smelling like a shepherd :laugh:

least its not wet german shepherd smell

Im telling Phoebe............... :icon_eek:i Hope she takes offence to you........ :D

oh shit am no coming if ye have a bbq this year. oh i will bring her a big juicy bone to say sorry

She's considering your apology....................

 

FLEABIT.jpg

 

..........................................Whilst she picks the last offender out of her teeth...... :whistling:

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