pip1968 2,490 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 your so ugly hello kitty said good by to you your so ugly your birth cetificate is an appolagy from the condom factory Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,004 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 You've got a minge like a wizard's sleeve. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mud 2,044 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 U have an arsehole like a chewed up orange...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
leegreen 2,173 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Foot ball eyes......................one at home, one away! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny 2 367 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 You remind me of thrush,[bANNED TEXT] irritating knunt! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 shut up you,ll never be the man your mother is Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid 935 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 The smartest thing ever to come out of your mouth was a cock Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 your the cum your mother should have swallowed Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marky b 309 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Best part of you ran down your mother's leg. and ended up as a brown stain the mattress Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marky b 309 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Your that tight you can peel an orange in your pocket Quote Link to post Share on other sites
R.A.W 1,987 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 she was a lovely girl with curly teeth and no hair, an ass like a 10 year old boy and a kunt like a 10lb trout with its head cut off......................... then i had kids with her :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 you mother said she liked seafood so i gave her crabs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 you must work at subway coz you just gave me a foot long Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jo54 255 Posted January 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 you have eyes like piss holes in the snow Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ciderbob 121 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 you have eyes like piss holes in the snow and teeth like stonehenge Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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