Brypat89 49 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 She had a face like fire damaged Lego 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 She looks like she has been ducking for apples in a chip pan 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Seeker 3,048 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Your wife's so fat she has her own moon Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Seeker 3,048 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 He's so tight every time he drops 10 pence it hits him on the back of the neck Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tiercel 6,986 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Sorry officer, I had to run him over, did not have enough fuel to go around him. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 you that fat you come in 3 sizes large ,extra large and oh my god its coming towards us Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Your that fat, your arse cheeks are in separate post codes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid 935 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Do you want to loose 5 kilos of ugly fat ? Cut ya head off. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid 935 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 You are proof evolution can go in reverse 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Seeker 3,048 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Bloke - "if you didn't have any feet would you were shoes?" Bird - "of course not silly" Bloke - "well why the f*ck are you wearing a bra?" 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wullz 408 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 You were so ugly when you were born that the midwife slapped your ma...... You were so ugly when you were a kid your ma tied sausages round your neck so the dog would play with you..... Your bird is so fat she puts her belt on with a boomerang.... Your bid is so fat that her pager went of in marks and everyone thought she was reversing.... If beauty is skin deep, you must be inside out..... etc etc 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid 935 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 The only place you ever get invited is outside. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 the only time i dont get embarrised with you is on halloween night Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wxm 1,638 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 he,s that stupid , he,d buy a labrador ......and he,s not even blind ! Fcuk buying a Labrador .................. have you seen how many owners that have them go blind?? :hmm: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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