Lab 10,979 Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 Youve got a puss like a bulldog licking pish aff a jaggie nettle............... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,119 Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 Smell yer ma!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LaraCroft 863 Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 You've had mare cockends than weekends ya slag.... I had to run that past my ears a few times in my best "Irn Bru" accent to understand that one ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patterdalejoel 669 Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 Are you parents brother and sister? which primary school pupil did you get that from? lol piss poor 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tictac 218 Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 You got a face like a welders bench 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jo54 255 Posted January 23, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 your a good example why animals eat there young Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,119 Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 A puss like a blind cobblers thumb...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
salclalin 240 Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 You've got more mouth than a cow's got C**t 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 youve been banged more times than rambo,s gun Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ArchieHood 3,692 Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 Does your mother keep parrots, cause I've heard she likes a Cockatoo. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pinguu 169 Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 Whilst every girl has the right to be ugly, you seem to have abused that privelige! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest lurcherman2013 Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 you have got a fanny like a stab wound in a gorilla's back 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
salclalin 240 Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 You've got more mouth than a cow's got C**t The best part of you ran down your Mother's leg Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jo54 255 Posted January 23, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 save you breath you need to blow up your date Quote Link to post Share on other sites
roebuck220 80 Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 Best part of you ran down your mother's leg. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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