baw 4,360 Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 if your balls drop your be blind That doesn't even make sense?!?! See if you kept your mouth shut, nae c**t would know you were stupid!!! I think he is talking to you Baldrick Even then, I can't make sense of that!! The keep your mouth shut no c**t would know you were stupid part. Baldrick is an old err friend of mine on here I think you should have took your own advice Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,121 Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 if your balls drop your be blind That doesn't even make sense?!?! See if you kept your mouth shut, nae c**t would know you were stupid!!! Maybe before my time perhaps auld yin? I think he is talking to you Baldrick Even then, I can't make sense of that!! The keep your mouth shut no c**t would know you were stupid part. Baldrick is an old err friend of mine on here I think you should have took your own advice Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Floyd17586 454 Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 Your mum is like the church gates shes open to the public Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Floyd17586 454 Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 Tell you mum stop changing her lipstick my dick is like a rainbow Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Floyd17586 454 Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 Ya mongolian spit hanging from a donkeys dick. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jo54 255 Posted January 26, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 you got teeth like burnt down village Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 ye dogs are shit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lamping-lad 160 Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 you got teeth like wheely bins, one in every yard Quote Link to post Share on other sites
steve66 3,490 Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 She's got a face like a carpenters nail bal bag Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 Best one was when my mate went up to a girl in a nightclub and asked if he could smell her fanny. When she told him to f**k off he said 'OK, must be your feet then!' and walked off before she could say anything! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 You could eat an apple through a tennis racket with those teeth. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 your mums so fat she wears 2 watches because she covers 2 time zones Quote Link to post Share on other sites
torchey 1,328 Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 You got teeth like a row of bombed houses legs like a stocking full of walnuts and if your arse was as big as your mouth your guts would fall out Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stabba 10,745 Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 You've got a face only a mother could love You're as thick as jo54 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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