Floyd17586 454 Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 Your mums so fat [bANNED TEXT] your dad finished f*****g her he rolled over twice and still was on the bitch Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pegleg33 134 Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 Best one was when my mate went up to a girl in a nightclub and asked if he could smell her fanny. When she told him to f**k off he said 'OK, must be your feet then!' and walked off before she could say anything! Used that as a chat up line in the yard in mansfield and got a shag in a old toilet in a alley behind it. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pegleg33 134 Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 Aids would be wasted on you 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jo54 255 Posted January 26, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 your that backward you cant go forward /////////////////////////////////////// you got breath like some thinks crawl in your mouth and died Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lady hunter 162 Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 you smell nice babe,have you been frying chips[have you been running] Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,119 Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 Best one was when my mate went up to a girl in a nightclub and asked if he could smell her fanny. When she told him to f**k off he said 'OK, must be your feet then!' and walked off before she could say anything! In a boozer a few years ago and this lass was putting songs on the jukebox, she must've had a few credits left because she turned round and asked if there was anything anyone wanted to hear, my mate piped up "aye, ma baws, slapping of your arse!" she saw the funny side but he never actually got his request. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bwfc 164 Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 If you didnt have a nose,your f****n eyes would be fighting. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 youve got a big minge.......youve got a big minge..........youve got a big minge Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jo54 255 Posted January 26, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 you got a face like a butchers bloke.......................................................teeth like a rotten pair ............ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benji benji 60 Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 bet your dad was chuffed when your sister had you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jack2o 45 Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 your family tree must be a cactus cos its full of pricks you didnt fall out the ugly tree you were dragged through the whole forest Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jo54 255 Posted January 26, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 go and play golf in the snow you thick c**t Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jack2o 45 Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 she fell out the slag tree and shagged every bloke on the way down Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 Are you from yorkshire 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 Lend us yer face, i'm goin rattin... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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