jo54 255 Posted January 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 eyes like a shit house rat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SNAP SHOT 194 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 (edited) yo mamma is so fat when she walks past the telly i miss 3 episodes.......!!!!! Edited January 24, 2013 by SNAP SHOT Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jo54 255 Posted January 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 your that fat you went to the cinerma and sat next to everyone Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,119 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 I would've been your da if the dug wiznae a greyhound....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,119 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Ye've got a face for the radio. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,119 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Teeth like a tarmacers rake. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,119 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Your teeth must be cold coz they've got a yellow coat on. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie 3,387 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 your not english......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 your not english......... are you f*****g kidding, that's the best compliment anyone could ever hope to get? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,119 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker yes I am!! And id rather be a wanker than a f****n englishman!! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 In the mornin phone yir own taxi and da come back ya dirty slut ) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie 3,387 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 your not english......... are you f*****g kidding, that's the best compliment anyone could ever hope to get? :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie 3,387 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker yes I am!! And id rather be a wanker than a f****n englishman!! no need for that "pal"........... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,119 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker yes I am!! And id rather be a wanker than a f****n englishman!! no need for that "pal"........... Just how I feel "ol buddy ol pal" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jo54 255 Posted January 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 i fart to make u smell better Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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