bouncer 51 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 if you had one more brain cell you would be a cabbage. she that ugly she would frighten you on the other end of the phone. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brypat89 49 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 She had a fanny like a yawning donkey! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marshman 7,758 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 The only reason you're alive is because you mum couldn't out run you're grandfather! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Bloke - "if you didn't have any feet would you were shoes?" Bird - "of course not silly" Bloke - "well why the f*ck are you wearing a bra?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
leegreen 2,221 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Your mum is so fat, she puts mayonnaise on her aspirin. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Mare chins than a Chinese phone book Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the night hunter 130 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 her fanny was like an elephants armpit! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the night hunter 130 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 teeth like a smashed crab Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the night hunter 130 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 face like a spat out toffee Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 If brains were made of dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your hat off! If brains were made of rubber, you wouldn't have enough to make a flip flop for a one legged budgie! If wit was shit you'd be constipated! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tiercel 6,986 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 He is that low he can crawl under a snake with a top hat on. He would pinch his grannies false teeth to eat her apples. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 your that skinny you look like a shish kebab with out the meat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HIGHAM 47 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 We call you " Pontoon " because one eye sticks and the other twist's u bogeyed b*****d Quote Link to post Share on other sites
twobob 1,497 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 your that thick you couldnt fxck off with out directions Quote Link to post Share on other sites
twobob 1,497 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 your that odd shaped the,s only your socks that fit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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