ciderbob 121 Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 i rember me uncle saying to a copper once the amount of times me father fecked your mother me and you could be brothers ......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lanesra 3,994 Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 If you'd off been born a boy you'd off been called Warren . . . Warren Ugly Fecker ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie 3,387 Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 lets go //////////////////////////////////////////////////you were that ugly when you were a child your mother breast feed you through a straw whats the difference between a gypsy and a bench???? a bench can support a family legitimately............... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brewman 1,192 Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 You were born on the top of the ugly tree, hit every branch on the way down and got beaten around the face with a shovel for a couple of days. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martin 332 Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 This isn't aimed at anyone in particular it is aimed at all of you and I hope all your kids have scabby heads and no hands to pick 'em off with. I mean that with all due respect. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie 3,387 Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 he knew............. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
storm323 191 Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 Your so ugly you'd scare a police horse . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
themayor 1 Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 your like a manure pile full of shit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
themayor 1 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 unlucky you failed and your fathers dunky did Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ady-b 94 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 you've got an arse like two boys fighting under a blanket Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jack2o 45 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 you could eat an apple through a letterbox with them teeth 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Your a fat b*****d That's because every time I shag yir ma she makes me a cheese and jam sany lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chris k 205 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 The differnce between your brain and a prison is that a prison has more cells Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 I don't hit any c**t that has to sit down to pish.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mark a l 27 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 You are so fat , it would be quicker to climb over you than to walk around you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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