pinguu 169 Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 If I want your opinion ill give it to you 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lanesra 3,994 Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 Your That Cross Eyed . . When You Cry The Tears Run Down Your Back ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jo54 255 Posted January 23, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 you were so ugly when you were born your mother said what a treasure and your dad said yea lets bury it 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brypat89 49 Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 She had teeth like a knackered fence! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
roebuck220 80 Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 You're from Fife aren't you? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mud 2,044 Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 My mum said to me once,,,,WHY DIDN'T I JUST SWALLOW U.,,,,,,,, 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MAACCY 105 Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 Excuse me luv would you like a drink here don't take a lot Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 You were that ugly as a kid ya mam fed you with a catapult Quote Link to post Share on other sites
J.DOG 1,355 Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 Your so fat even Dora wouldn't explore you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 You're from Fife aren't you? Thats a compliment not an insult................................. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bryson 562 Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 you got an arse like a bag of ferrets Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bryson 562 Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 you got more chins than a chinese phone book Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,580 Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 he,s that stupid , he,d buy a labrador ......and he,s not even blind ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tegater 789 Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 You're lazier than a Mexican village! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tegater 789 Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 Love this one to anyone called Aaron Your mum and dad were that lazy when looking up children's names, you were only seconds away from being an Aardvark Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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