mrspinguu 35 Posted January 21, 2013 Report Share Posted January 21, 2013 Keys. Well I guess someone has to be 'average' lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted January 21, 2013 Report Share Posted January 21, 2013 House key, jeep key, mums door key, wee thing that gets me into the golf club, bottle opener key, trailer key.... Oh and rape alarm..lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LaraCroft 863 Posted January 21, 2013 Report Share Posted January 21, 2013 i need that for my bike Ah, that makes sense - was a little worried you had just random rubbish on there ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HIGHAM 47 Posted January 21, 2013 Report Share Posted January 21, 2013 van key , house keys , variouse padlock keys , access keys for work ( lifts ) and a metal keyring that i use day in day out to undo flat head screws / bolts had this for about 6 years and its saved me loads of times atb matt Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 25,789 Posted January 21, 2013 Report Share Posted January 21, 2013 How can you all carry all that shit in your pockets,,, or are some of you like these tits you see with them connected to a belt loop hanging from your trousers,,, you know the types Just to add I think pinguu,s is a wind up. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pinguu 169 Posted January 21, 2013 Report Share Posted January 21, 2013 i need that for my bike Ah, that makes sense - was a little worried you had just random rubbish on there ! No keys for obvious reasons toilet paper if i get caught short brush for if im caught short and its stubborn socket for bike seat squeeky chicken to hide noises i may make if im caught short and tongs to pick up after my self these are genuine keys and fobs for genuine reasons I get caught short quite often! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HIGHAM 47 Posted January 21, 2013 Report Share Posted January 21, 2013 How can you all carry all that shit in your pockets,,, or are some of you like these tits you see with them connected to a belt loop hanging from your trousers,,, you know the types Just to add I think pinguu,s is a wind up. growing up i had a habbit of losing keys so i keep a few together now so there harder to lose / misplace they do p1ss me off tho i must admit Oh well Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LaraCroft 863 Posted January 21, 2013 Report Share Posted January 21, 2013 i need that for my bike Ah, that makes sense - was a little worried you had just random rubbish on there ! No keys for obvious reasons toilet paper if i get caught short brush for if im caught short and its stubborn socket for bike seat squeeky chicken to hide noises i may make if im caught short and tongs to pick up after my self these are genuine keys and fobs for genuine reasons I get caught short quite often! Now it all becomes clear. I thought the chicken was for entertainment when stuck in traffic jams. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carraghs Gem 1,675 Posted January 21, 2013 Report Share Posted January 21, 2013 Keys to my own house, keys to my dads house, keys to my old flat, emergency handcuff key Clip so i dont lose the keys again... Used to have gollum doll hanging by the neck by piece of string tied in hangmans noose Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stinkers 102 Posted January 21, 2013 Report Share Posted January 21, 2013 Keys...mini jacknife lockpicking set, and mini maglite. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
slingshot82 32 Posted January 21, 2013 Report Share Posted January 21, 2013 Dont have much on my keys other than keys lol, but I do have a conrod from a 2 stroke strimmer engine on ma keys and have had for about 14 years lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chris k 205 Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 a metal label telling ppl which institute to return me to if im found 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 front door key and a back door key.2 keyrings.one from my mum it has three sheep on it,and ones black,goes with the wee quote "every family has one".f*****g smart arse! and one saying "in the event of an accident call a minister im a protestant".gift from a mate.who is sadly dead now. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
04fox8 168 Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 Ear wax. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 i dont need keys, the doors are never locked and the car has keyless entry and start if the fob is in your pocket, the van keys are always in the van Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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