albert64 1,882 Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 right numb nuts does it turn off manually ? your controller will be wired from the boiler,take the cover off and see where the wires go in now dont be putting your finger in, now look for the wire that goes to the controller might be 2 core/bell wire, test these for voltage/signal while switching the controller if is working you can rule out broken wire/controller just because its new dont mean its not broke then look at the board its obviously not picking up a signal some where Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 im actually feeling sorry for you now.away back to your maws,before you get pnemonia 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted January 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 You really are fi Perth aren`t yeh yah tight fisted fanny Get a bloke oot tae sort it,, if he fixes it it`s not fuckall yer handin the cash ower for ! lol Why dont you just give me a lend of cash......mare money than a coo can shite you!!... Mrs Rake says ah`m not allowed. She says if I want to spend money on a fanny I`d get more for my cash in Thialand. probably less diseases too!! Now get f****d........i'm not getting slagged fae somebody fae Dundee about diseases...... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
albert64 1,882 Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 Oh and another thing although ive got the system switched on and it heats the house the water doesnt heat up.?? I have to use my immersion heater and that gives me about a 1 minute b*****d shower?..... ffs lab treat yourself to a new one no wonder she fecked off, no hot running water Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted January 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 right numb nuts does it turn off manually ? your controller will be wired from the boiler,take the cover off and see where the wires go in now dont be putting your finger in, now look for the wire that goes to the controller might be 2 core/bell wire, test these for voltage/signal while switching the controller if is working you can rule out broken wire/controller just because its new dont mean its not broke then look at the board its obviously not picking up a signal some where Since when does a game farmer have a f*****g voltage tester ffs.................Right i'm going to take the cover off and see what happens!!!..BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted January 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 Oh and another thing although ive got the system switched on and it heats the house the water doesnt heat up.?? I have to use my immersion heater and that gives me about a 1 minute b*****d shower?..... ffs lab treat yourself to a new one no wonder she fecked off, no hot running water If she f****d off because of no hot running water i'd have cut the wires going to it a long f*****g time ago........... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
albert64 1,882 Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 cant see it being a flow valve they normally affect the heating/hot water, dont normally stop it turning off could be the board not picking up the signal to turn off I'm guessing thats what it is...............where do the wires go that come from the box? there'll go to the boiler ya thick tw*t but they might be 12volt and it could be that side of the board thats gone down put a new board in mine just before xmas £196 Get f****d.....for £200 i could get 5 new jerseys........ not a chance youd get about 3 the amount of wool they'll have to use ya fat fecker Quote Link to post Share on other sites
albert64 1,882 Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 even gay farmers have tool kits Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 even gay farmers have tool kits not 'tight.... gay farmers' though Quote Link to post Share on other sites
albert64 1,882 Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 right numb nuts does it turn off manually ? your controller will be wired from the boiler,take the cover off and see where the wires go in now dont be putting your finger in, now look for the wire that goes to the controller might be 2 core/bell wire, test these for voltage/signal while switching the controller if is working you can rule out broken wire/controller just because its new dont mean its not broke then look at the board its obviously not picking up a signal some where Since when does a gay farmer have a f*****g voltage tester ffs.................Right i'm going to take the cover off and see what happens!!!..BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted January 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 Ok i took the lid of the box and just as i thought i'd have been as well looking at a plate of f*****g spaghetti. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted January 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 even gay farmers have tool kits not 'tight.... gay farmers' though Ive looked at your pics on FB Matt.........you look the type who knows a few "tight gay farmers".............. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 even gay farmers have tool kits not 'tight.... gay farmers' though Ive looked at your pics on FB Matt.........you look the type who knows a few "tight gay farmers".............. aye, and most of them from Fife..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
albert64 1,882 Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 you'll have to get an engineer out, but watch them at all times cos it could be a fuse on the board and he'll charge you a fortune paranoid yet Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted January 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 you'll have to get an engineer out, but watch them at all times cos it could be a fuse on the board and he'll charge you a fortune paranoid yet I'll jus hammer f**k out of it just shortly. It will either go or it'll be f****d but i will atleast enjoy that!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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