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it may be that your motorised valve isnt switching over to domestic from heating, and in such case, wont be getting a signal back to switch the boiler off as you live ina f****n portacabin ya ginger f****n tramp lol

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hope it gasses you ya fenian b*****d

:laugh: You'd better not ask a f*****g question on here ya Welsh b*****d.......i'll be waiting?...

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right numb nuts does it turn off manually ?

your controller will be wired from the boiler,take the cover off and see where the wires go in

now dont be putting your finger in, now look for the wire that goes to the controller

might be 2 core/bell wire, test these for voltage/signal while switching the controller

if is working you can rule out broken wire/controller just because its new dont mean its not broke

then look at the board its obviously not picking up a signal some where

Since when does a game farmer have a f*****g voltage tester ffs.................Right i'm going to take the cover off and see what happens!!!..BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!

dont you think it's about time you at least started investing in some kit if you're going to keep asking how to fix things on here because you can't be arsed forking out for proper tradesmen? :doh:

 

Get yourself a f*****g voltage tester and while you're at it get;

 

A socket set for when your car breaks down and you don't want to put it into a garage,

 

A plastering trowel for when you put your foot through the ceiling trying to feck about with your electrics in the attic,

 

A bricking trowel in case you want to build a wall,

 

...and a first aid kit, dustpan, sweeping brush, mop and other cleaning gear for when it all goes horribly wrong one day! :laugh:

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lab whats the weather like i'm up in the kingdom next week then up to aberdeen then into northumberland

then work my way over to barrow in furness

its alright i'll get a hotel you've not got any hot water

Well if you fixed it i would wouldnt aye!!!..... :laugh:
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right numb nuts does it turn off manually ?

your controller will be wired from the boiler,take the cover off and see where the wires go in

now dont be putting your finger in, now look for the wire that goes to the controller

might be 2 core/bell wire, test these for voltage/signal while switching the controller

if is working you can rule out broken wire/controller just because its new dont mean its not broke

then look at the board its obviously not picking up a signal some where

Since when does a game farmer have a f*****g voltage tester ffs.................Right i'm going to take the cover off and see what happens!!!..BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!

dont you think it's about time you at least started investing in some kit if you're going to keep asking how to fix things on here because you can't be arsed forking out for proper tradesmen? :doh:

 

Get yourself a f*****g voltage tester and while you're at it get;

 

A socket set for when your car breaks down and you don't want to put it into a garage,

 

A plastering trowel for when you put your foot through the ceiling trying to feck about with your electrics in the attic,

 

A bricking trowel in case you want to build a wall,

 

...and a first aid kit, dustpan, sweeping brush, mop and other cleaning gear for when it all goes horribly wrong one day! :laugh:

:laugh: :laugh: You'd better not ask a f*****g question on here ya Welsh b*****d.......i'll be waiting?... :toast:
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right numb nuts does it turn off manually ?

your controller will be wired from the boiler,take the cover off and see where the wires go in

now dont be putting your finger in, now look for the wire that goes to the controller

might be 2 core/bell wire, test these for voltage/signal while switching the controller

if is working you can rule out broken wire/controller just because its new dont mean its not broke

then look at the board its obviously not picking up a signal some where

Since when does a game farmer have a f*****g voltage tester ffs.................Right i'm going to take the cover off and see what happens!!!..BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!

dont you think it's about time you at least started investing in some kit if you're going to keep asking how to fix things on here because you can't be arsed forking out for proper tradesmen? :doh:

 

Get yourself a f*****g voltage tester and while you're at it get;

 

A socket set for when your car breaks down and you don't want to put it into a garage,

 

A plastering trowel for when you put your foot through the ceiling trying to feck about with your electrics in the attic,

 

A bricking trowel in case you want to build a wall,

 

...and a first aid kit, dustpan, sweeping brush, mop and other cleaning gear for when it all goes horribly wrong one day! :laugh:

:laugh: :laugh: You'd better not ask a f*****g question on here ya Welsh b*****d.......i'll be waiting?... :toast:

I won't ask on here mate, google is a mans second best friend.. ;):laugh:
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right numb nuts does it turn off manually ?

your controller will be wired from the boiler,take the cover off and see where the wires go in

now dont be putting your finger in, now look for the wire that goes to the controller

might be 2 core/bell wire, test these for voltage/signal while switching the controller

if is working you can rule out broken wire/controller just because its new dont mean its not broke

then look at the board its obviously not picking up a signal some where

Since when does a game farmer have a f*****g voltage tester ffs.................Right i'm going to take the cover off and see what happens!!!..BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!

dont you think it's about time you at least started investing in some kit if you're going to keep asking how to fix things on here because you can't be arsed forking out for proper tradesmen? :doh:

 

Get yourself a f*****g voltage tester and while you're at it get;

 

A socket set for when your car breaks down and you don't want to put it into a garage,

 

A plastering trowel for when you put your foot through the ceiling trying to feck about with your electrics in the attic,

 

A bricking trowel in case you want to build a wall,

 

...and a first aid kit, dustpan, sweeping brush, mop and other cleaning gear for when it all goes horribly wrong one day! :laugh:

:laugh: :laugh: You'd better not ask a f*****g question on here ya Welsh b*****d.......i'll be waiting?... :toast:

I won't ask on here mate, google is a mans second best friend.. ;):laugh:

Aye but you dont get the banter on Google.......... ;) Saying that you dont get it f*****g fixed on THL........... :laugh:
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if your stuck,i know a heating engineer. just let me know ifyou want me to give him a call

Looks like i'm going to have to bite the bullet and get one eh.... :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored:
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put another jumper on and man up ffs garfield.Think of the money you'll save.

The heating works sad sacks.......i just cant use the timer settings or bugger all. Oh and the hot water is shite!!.... :cray:
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sorry lab just had to have a long hot soak

your not getting hot water cause your 3 way valve isnt working properly

its either the valve or the boards not sending the signal

get a man in

 

 

whoops should'nt of said that to you

Cheers................I'm going to do that... :thumbs:
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