Wxm 1,638 Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 Gerard Streator, Wisconsin Man, Had Sex With Couch: Cops For this guy, being forced to sleep on the couch might not be much of a punishment. Police in Wisconsin have accused a 46 year old man of enjoying curbside sex with a discarded sofa. Waukesha Patch reports that an off-duty officer was jogging when he spotted Gerard Streator allegedly doing the deed with the furniture. Authorities charged Streator on Thursday with one count of lewd and lascivious behavior, which carries a maximum of nine months in prison. According to a police report obtained by the Smoking Gun, officer Ryan Edwards said Streator "had been thrusting his pelvic area against the cushions and trying to sexually gratify himself by rubbing his penis between the two cushions.” So much for resting in the love seat. When Edwards approached Streator, the suspect allegedly fled. Police arrested him the next day at the hotel where he works. Streator's motive remains unclear, but D Listed did offer one possible suggestion. "You know what they say, more cushion for the pushin'." http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/24/gerard-streator-sex-with-couch_n_1909699.html 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JohnGalway 1,043 Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 Looks like Murdock from the A-Team Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wxm 1,638 Posted January 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 Looks like Murdock from the A-Team lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martin 332 Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 He was heard to say of his case......."Sofa so good" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,494 Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 :laugh: total weirdo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wxm 1,638 Posted January 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 :laugh: total weirdo do you think he'd fit in on here then lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,278 Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 That blokes nicked Duncan's hair lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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