R.A.W 1,987 Posted January 19, 2013 Report Share Posted January 19, 2013 A mate of mine drank a few before lamping, couldn't sleep for 48 hours and nearly shit himself a few times My 'Boss' was round today. We were just shooting the shit, warming up for the day out. I remembered that comment and said to him: " Hey! You know those 'High Energy' drinks? Red Bull and all that shit? Well, apparently, they have a bit of an effect on the bowels too ....." And, with that, I simply doubled up, clutching my own guts and dissolved into a complete f**king wreck! I was crying with laughter so f**king hard, I could barely breath, let alone repeat that story! You know how it goes, of course. I staggered over to the kettle and cried into the sink as I got another brew on. Time I'd regathered any semblance of composure, it was time to move on. Never did get to quote him that crippler! Definitely the funniest thing I've read this year though :laugh: . funny enough he's never drank one since :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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