darbo 4,776 Posted January 8, 2013 Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 served my apprenticeship with a kirkby firm started summer 1980.at xmas a fella i was working with gave me a similar book and said read that over the holidays and when you come back i wont to hear you speak proper you little woolyback twat. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted January 8, 2013 Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 served my apprenticeship with a kirkby firm started summer 1980.at xmas a fella i was working with gave me a similar book and said read that over the holidays and when you come back i wont to hear you speak proper you little woolyback twat. :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted January 8, 2013 Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 my aunt lived in london battersea,married a cockney guy.i was facinated by thier accents as a kid.my uncle was a quiet man worked for bt.his wife was a c**t though she nagged that poor man to death. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie 3,387 Posted January 8, 2013 Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 this fella made me laugh........ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJqxTAyzdC0 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,345 Posted January 8, 2013 Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 Old leigh is a real nice place i worked at the Rail depot behind the station for over ten years loved it. Too near Southend and Canvey i cant stand them dives............coming out of Bethnal Green to Canvey Island for our annual " holiday " as a kid i presumed it was identical to Barbados...........................think its left me traumatised I was there Sunday and my boy thought we was in Dymchurch !! Lol......got to agree, canvey is a pisshole Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AndyH 52 Posted January 8, 2013 Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 I'm blessed/cursed with a broad Black Country accent (not Brummie, I don't have a brain injury/enjoy touching my sister). Not the worst accent to have, and has got me laid twice when I lived down in Cornwall as I was classed as 'exotic'. I can't understand broad Scottish accents, and not much of a clue when it comes to scouse or geordie either. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLATTOP 4,502 Posted January 8, 2013 Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 BRIGHLINSEA MALDEN AND LIEGH ON SEA AND WEST MERSEA ARE SOME PLACES WILF Leigh on Sea......its like a smaller version of Blackpool !...............Essex has some fantastic parts around the outskirts............its just the middle that resembles Beirut !! Old leigh is a real nice place i worked at the Rail depot behind the station for over ten years loved it, i am just down the road in Shoeburyness paradise lol......... The fishermans co-operatives are great places to buy your fish, cheap as well......fresh lobsters, crabs, mussels and all manner of fish.....it don't come to buttons to have a freight up. Get you Flattop living in the expensive parts of the county......Charlie f*****g big potatoes ! Lol lol Charlie Big Spuds indeed lol saying that though if i had bought a house on the Isle Of Dogs when i lived there it would have been worth a few quid now,the fishermans cooperative in old Leigh is extremely popular have used it many times. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,345 Posted January 8, 2013 Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 And lets not forget, Helen Mirren is from Southend so that's good enough for me.........mmmmm.........Helen Mirren ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted January 8, 2013 Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 Isle of Dogs i was brought up from a Dockers family in fact Millwall Isle of Dogs when it was Milwall dock and West india dock and it was all port of london authority, then the LDDC moved in those that dont know London Dockland Development corporation then the Yuppie moved in and i pissed off in my early twenties best thing i done it was becoming a shithole and still is in my opinion, i can name every pub that used to be on that island i think there was about 23 from the Gun near the blue bridge right round to the city arms the yuppies changed it to the city pride another nice little fact about the Island that some people dont know is the Millwall Football was founded in a factory on the Island. Plastic Mockney i think not and why is it called the Isle of Dogs i believe Edward III aqnd Henry VIII used to keep hunting dogs on the Island history lesson over........ All the years ive been around that manor ive probably never stepped foot on the Isle of Dogs more than twice..............no tradition,no loyalty,no nothing.............those people gave up on their area long ago i wouldnt be seen dead south of Billingsgate !...........Im told even the old Watermans is gone now........The Long Good Friday was filmed there if im not wrong........................and if you can show me a Millwall fan this side of the Rotherhithe Tunnel i,ll show you a 7 leafed clover !!.................................Nothing wrong with a shithole......but even a shithole has to have some character.....and theres none left there. Isle of dogs where you see dogs gettin human shit out there feet with lolly sticks :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,345 Posted January 8, 2013 Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 Anyway, I am alright.....years of elocution lessons have paid off and I talk like Stephen Fry ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLATTOP 4,502 Posted January 8, 2013 Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 Old leigh is a real nice place i worked at the Rail depot behind the station for over ten years loved it. Too near Southend and Canvey i cant stand them dives............coming out of Bethnal Green to Canvey Island for our annual " holiday " as a kid i presumed it was identical to Barbados...........................think its left me traumatised I was there Sunday and my boy thought we was in Dymchurch !! Lol......got to agree, canvey is a pisshole Bethnal Green i lived in canrobert street for the best part of a year was living with 3 nurses lol happy days, we must have had simular upbringings our annual holidays were Kings on Canvey it aint changed much over there the only place worse i think is Tilbury Town thats a rough old place lol....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 30,220 Posted January 8, 2013 Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 I was there Sunday and my boy thought we was in Dymchurch !! Lol......got to agree, canvey is a pisshole The sight ( and smell ) of them f****n great big gas tanks as you go across Benfleet Creek when your almost at your holiday destination ............the ol man saying " dont worry about the smell boys wait till you get on that beech ) ..... beech .............................Dymchurch blimey what a snob ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest norseman Posted January 8, 2013 Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 Nadine Coyle's mock seppo/Derry accent. Both are nasty on their own but together there fcuking hard to listen to. That twat on the cinnamon challange could be beaten all day long. im from derry and even i cringe when i hear that bitch talk I should have said Derry accents like hers, the nasal type not all Derry accents. your not far wrong anyway brewman haha :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stabs 3 Posted January 8, 2013 Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 Anyway, I am alright.....years of elocution lessons have paid off and I talk like Stephen Fry ! 'course you do Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,345 Posted January 8, 2013 Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 the only place worse i think is Tilbury Town thats a rough old place lol....... Wannabe p***y with a healthy sprinkling of African ! Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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