socks 32,253 Posted January 5, 2013 Report Share Posted January 5, 2013 You can't trust anything that bleeds for a week and stays alive ............ 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted January 5, 2013 Report Share Posted January 5, 2013 How can some girls think its fine too fight girlfriend started a fight last night that makes no sense so I ask how can u keep fighting if it don't make sense she says its fine I know it don't make sense but iam still right lord give me strength some females are nuts then at the end of the fight she tells me it's not fair she never gets too win a fight so I say make some f*****g sense next time u start a fight women making men go bald since the begging of time Women are like nylon ... MAN made Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tilimangro 1,013 Posted January 5, 2013 Report Share Posted January 5, 2013 just remember if they didnt have tits we'd be throwing rocks at them 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bendover 67 Posted January 5, 2013 Report Share Posted January 5, 2013 How can some girls think its fine too fight girlfriend started a fight last night that makes no sense so I ask how can u keep fighting if it don't make sense she says its fine I know it don't make sense but iam still right lord give me strength some females are nuts then at the end of the fight she tells me it's not fair she never gets too win a fight so I say make some f*****g sense next time u start a fight women making men go bald since the begging of time Use some punctuation you silly dummy, that was a tough read. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted January 5, 2013 Report Share Posted January 5, 2013 Couldn't mate was a fight over the phone the telephone version is to hang up .... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,262 Posted January 5, 2013 Report Share Posted January 5, 2013 Probably that time of the month. Just had that palaver round here, happened a couple of times lately bout a month apart then a few days later all hunky dory Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mrspinguu 35 Posted January 5, 2013 Report Share Posted January 5, 2013 Us women are a true nightmare, we have too many hormones to use ourselves so we like to throw some at you guys sometimes. Never argue with a woman, no matter if we are right or wrong we are right in our heads and will not give in. Should try and extract that stubbornness and attitude and pump it into a lurcher!!! Hmmm I think I might be onto something... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted January 5, 2013 Report Share Posted January 5, 2013 Evolution made men physically bigger than women for a reason - for 99% of the time humans have been walking upright, if a woman started her shit all a bloke would have to do it clonk her on the head with your club, drag her off to the back of the cave and give her a good seeing too! These days it's deemed to uncivilised to do shit like that and they're uncontrollable.. That's what you get when you f**k with nature.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lapin2008 1,587 Posted January 5, 2013 Report Share Posted January 5, 2013 I saw this and thought of this thread.. 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bullterrier Posted January 5, 2013 Report Share Posted January 5, 2013 just walk away no one should ever hit a woman john 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TUFFTY 1,476 Posted January 5, 2013 Report Share Posted January 5, 2013 i bet you was paying for the call. :laugh: . women . thats why i turned gay :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
salclalin 240 Posted January 5, 2013 Report Share Posted January 5, 2013 Couldn't mate was a fight over the phone Change your fecking number Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid 935 Posted January 5, 2013 Report Share Posted January 5, 2013 Everyone is stressed on the come down from xmas, look at this place, been more grumpy fights this last few days than the last few months. Feck off out hunting, no women ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Strong Stuff 2,171 Posted January 5, 2013 Report Share Posted January 5, 2013 What was it you were all saying about how much better your lives are with a woman in them? Fck them off, learn how the washing machine works, get a dog in the house for company, go to a brass once a week .......... what is there to miss about them? As I said recently to one who thought she was indispensable ............ "You haven't got the only fanny in Chester you know" 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted January 5, 2013 Report Share Posted January 5, 2013 they are like gardens mate..need a good dig every now and then PMSL I would never hit a woman but most certainly know how to push your buttons and wind you right up, the split arsed twats! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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