B.P.R 2,798 Posted December 25, 2012 Report Share Posted December 25, 2012 its been going on for months. ive found texts on her phone from a guy whos down in her phonebook as her mate. ive seen her going to work but coming home in different clothes thinking i havent noticed. we have a child together and a family home. i did hope that it was a phase and she was looking for someone to comfort her while i was working and putting food on the table. so last night i followed her to her works. she went in and after 10 minutes of waiting behind my prized motorbike, destructive thoughts running through my head of how it would be over should i see him...with my wife. then she emerged. followed by my mate from the welders yard. as she passed infront of me she stopped, clinching his hand gently and passionatley went in for the kiss. peering over the tank of my harley i notice a small crack in the bikes frame....OI YE CNUT!! gary looked over shocked and worried that he had been caught with my wife.....IVE GOT ONE QUESTION FOR YOU!!! a lump in my throat, i plucked up the courage. WILL IT NEED A MIG OR AN ARC WELDER? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j j m 6,565 Posted December 25, 2012 Report Share Posted December 25, 2012 You had me going there bud 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted December 25, 2012 Report Share Posted December 25, 2012 mate Im really sorry....... But frames are so difficult to weld......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
long dogs 580 Posted December 25, 2012 Report Share Posted December 25, 2012 mig Quote Link to post Share on other sites
brassneck 128 Posted December 25, 2012 Report Share Posted December 25, 2012 class mate , was gona get me violin out being xmas day and all that 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
graham4877 1,181 Posted December 25, 2012 Report Share Posted December 25, 2012 TIG proper job Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PIL 7 Posted December 25, 2012 Report Share Posted December 25, 2012 Old one's are the best especially at this time of year .lol Merry Christmas Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie 3,387 Posted December 25, 2012 Report Share Posted December 25, 2012 im not surprised shes f****d off if you get beat up by mongs............ 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
B.P.R 2,798 Posted December 25, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2012 im not surprised shes f****d off if you get beat up by mongs............ 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie 3,387 Posted December 26, 2012 Report Share Posted December 26, 2012 im not surprised shes f****d off if you get beat up by mongs............ :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
theferreter 311 Posted December 26, 2012 Report Share Posted December 26, 2012 you must have a wee dick if your missus is going else were spending to much time round that wippet Quote Link to post Share on other sites
buster gonads 862 Posted December 26, 2012 Report Share Posted December 26, 2012 Get a Lambretta mate, you,ll never have any money but women love em and they never need welding , buster. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted December 26, 2012 Report Share Posted December 26, 2012 its been going on for months. ive found texts on her phone from a guy whos down in her phonebook as her mate. ive seen her going to work but coming home in different clothes thinking i havent noticed. we have a child together and a family home. i did hope that it was a phase and she was looking for someone to comfort her while i was working and putting food on the table. so last night i followed her to her works. she went in and after 10 minutes of waiting behind my prized motorbike, destructive thoughts running through my head of how it would be over should i see him...with my wife. then she emerged. followed by my mate from the welders yard. as she passed infront of me she stopped, clinching his hand gently and passionatley went in for the kiss. peering over the tank of my harley i notice a small crack in the bikes frame....OI YE CNUT!! gary looked over shocked and worried that he had been caught with my wife.....IVE GOT ONE QUESTION FOR YOU!!! a lump in my throat, i plucked up the courage. WILL IT NEED A MIG OR AN ARC WELDER? That joke came out the same year as the harley :laugh: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,513 Posted December 26, 2012 Report Share Posted December 26, 2012 :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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