A Christmas tale......

[baw 4,360]

skycats going no where to have anything, turns out it was a false pregnancy your plots are too deep for my simple brain

[tb25 4,627]

can not beleave old lab hasent come back with owt??

[baw 4,360]

Seeing skycat miraculously return to her former hour glass figure baw was overcome by jealousy. Thinking how he could get his revenge on her, he cunningly manipulated the group to search for carrigsgem and mochara. Knowing mochara was a long shot since she has moved and doesn't have broadband they seemed out the equally gorgeous gem.

 

Lab however had other plans.... After using wilf and throwing him away like a wet chammy, he started to eye up paid. Paid was having none of it but after getting tricked into sniffing labs haggis catching socks, which were soaked in chloroform, he was at mercy of the team.

[baw 4,360]

I know tb, he might be waiting on you making an appearance soon

[tb25 4,627]

he be back..

[baw 4,360]

After a vigorous search for gem, they found her in the arms of tb. This is my new bird tb boasted, met her on Facebook what you think?

[Paid 935]

Paid being an 80s child was immune to the chloroform, and just had a nice little buz from it, and wondered off looking for mushrooms, with his

bottom intact still.

But by this time Lab had noticed Baw had eaten 7 of his mars bars, and started to paint his face blue with one of jonny boys crayons, and

attacked Baw with a flaying windmill.

[baw 4,360]

 

C'mon need more guys posting keep this going to Christmas. Don't be shy

[johnny boy68 11,726]

meanwhile stan was trying to assert his authority on the gang but he could only get Tomo's attention, the rest were either eyeing up skycats volumptious breasts or scanning the horizon for any signs of the Hell Hound. Stan whispered in Tomo's ear "you know theres only one thing that'll get us out of this" Tomo looked at stan in a very gollum-esque way and started to mumble something that resembled "my precious" while clutching his MB picture. Stan said to Tomo "its time, just say the words 3 times," with this Tomo started jumping around like a demented cat and before any of the gang realised what was going on Tomo had started the chant........"Mark Brick, Mark Brick............" the rag tag mob were to late they all screamed in unison "NOOOOOOOOOOO !!! " but it was to late, even though lab had sat on Tomo';s face in the forlorn hope of stifling the words, the muffled sounds came out "Mark Brickkkkkkkkkkkk ." There was a bright flash and what sounded like electronic pop music and as the mist started to dissapate the gang could see the horror that faced them...........it was the CORNISH GOD !!!!!

[undisputed 1,664]

Wilf became increasingly angry with Skycat because she refused to mention him in her next book, walking of muttering to himself "Darcy would have done it" . On finding out that some of the crew were unemployed decided that he would set of on his own and look for a wizard call Moo. Meanwhile back at camp Baw discovered they had been following the wrong map and were actually in a wood somewhere in Pollok. Lab, being fed up decided to look for a burgher van and a Chemist for towels to help with his seepage from the previous nights shananigans with the lads...the quest now rested on a knife edge how would Baw convince the others to carry on or raise their spirits

[baw 4,360]

[Paid 935]

Tomo swooned and dropped to his knees, at last his saviour was here, he felt warm and safe again, the wafting sweet smell

of hair spray steadied his beating heart and he cried out to the wind "My beloved !!!!!!"

 

While everyone was looking at mark in a mixture of aw and confusion, Stan took the opportunity to push rfyl off a nearby cliff.

[baw 4,360]

Thankfully baw had the perfect carrot..... Gem. With Gem and the voluptuous skycat, baw had the perfect 2 to entice the rest to follow. Lab was a bit hard to convince but the return of wilf soon had him following like a lap dog. They had to make up ground fast though, was a train cheating he wondered? Probably. Lucky an urqhart tour bus was going past and stopped to see if gnash and tomo wanted to join them on their way to crainlarich. Everyone jumped on the bus. To everyone's surprise, whin was seated at the back holding the knee of chartopski

[baw 4,360]

Pmsl paid, too quick for me lol

[Paid 935]

Chartopski was telling whin tales of desert sands, and kennels he had visited, and of strange arabic people who were his friends and were always giving him dogs for free.

 

Whin was not impressed, and had heard the story before (maybe 2875858769767 times) but while Chartopski talked, whin tried to steal his trouser button, only to find Chart was wearing old man trousers with an elasticated waist, so his groin fumbling was in vain !