Paid 935 Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 Now Paid truly did die, ridden down by the welsh rider, trampled underfoot, a mere smear on the tarmac, his last word were "I wish i'd read the other thread about the wife beater, before i posted the picture!!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest edrd Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 (edited) Exployted glue Edited November 4, 2017 by edrd Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bigdaz 688 Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 Baw awoke in the grey dawn from yet another torturous sleep, the recurring nightmares which haunted him still fresh in his mind, the same scenario played over nightly by some perverted spirit, each time he would witness his prized collie cross jump the gate and vanish from sight, no amount of shouting or pleading could stop her, then after endless fruitless pursuits watching as she disappeared around each corner, he would find her, there for all to see tied to Tor of Dartmoor outside the local spar with everyone looking on. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 23,479 Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 (edited) . Edited December 22, 2012 by chartpolski Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 23,479 Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 Tor Of Dartmoor ! Kizzie! Bob! Dave Slieght ! My God !!! Whin is back in the tale !!! ARRRRRGHHHHH !!! There is no ridding the man; must we ever be haunted by The Bard Of Barlinny ?? Cheers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest edrd Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 (edited) Lol Edited November 4, 2017 by edrd Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid 935 Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 After Tor of dartmoors swelling lessened, and he slipped out, Baw chased the poor love lorn dog through the village, screaming obsenerties that could not be heard out side of the sound range dogs can pick up, street lighting went out, as the bulbs shattered at the high pitched scream emitting from Baw. Sooty sam's ghost then snuck in for sloppy seconds while Baw was otherwise occupied Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shellywarwick 6 Posted December 23, 2012 Report Share Posted December 23, 2012 (edited) Edited December 23, 2012 by shellywarwick Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shellywarwick 6 Posted December 23, 2012 Report Share Posted December 23, 2012 (edited) Edited December 23, 2012 by shellywarwick Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,793 Posted December 23, 2012 Report Share Posted December 23, 2012 Well it was going well.................. Cheers, D. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rake aboot 4,935 Posted December 23, 2012 Report Share Posted December 23, 2012 Was only a matter of time ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted December 23, 2012 Report Share Posted December 23, 2012 Well that died a death.......a bit like everybody on the bus did. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rake aboot 4,935 Posted December 23, 2012 Report Share Posted December 23, 2012 Cept me ! I survived, And I saved all the women, so Lab survived as well.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted December 23, 2012 Report Share Posted December 23, 2012 Cept me ! I survived, And I saved all the women, so Lab survived as well.. Of course i f*****g survived.........What kind of story would it be when the hunky superhero dies??.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rake aboot 4,935 Posted December 23, 2012 Report Share Posted December 23, 2012 Cept me ! I survived, And I saved all the women, so Lab survived as well.. Of course i f*****g survived.........What kind of story would it be when the hunky superhero dies??.. Well as your said hero, then obviously it s a fekin fairy tale innit ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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