Paid 935 Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 (edited) As they continued they could hear a horse coming up behind them ! It was Socks, Tomo swooned, Labs knees gave way, and penny became so moist she had trouble staying on the hill ! "Follow me lads and ladys!" shouted the brave welsh horse man, and galloped on ahead. This was the first time in the story that any true speed was seen from man or dog, as Lab and tomo, . sprinted after the horse man ! Tomos mark brick photo was discarded like and empty crisp packet, no longer holding its meaning for tomo, fluttering onto the ground, it was swifty pocketed but Darcy. Edited December 22, 2012 by Paid 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 ... Lab could not stop laughing as Socks reminded him off the film Brokeback mountain.....but socks was in no laughing manner. He had been up all night watching over his neighbours house in case the dreaded wife beater of a drug dealer came back....."The things you have too do for a shag nowadays" he thought to himself... It was now the day of Paids funeral........Lab phoned for a taxi to go too it...."Just a 4 seater mate"..lab said to the taxi man. When Lab arrived there was no one else there.......Baw, Tomo, Gnasher, Stan, JB, Rake, Skycat had all said they would go....."b*****ds!!!" lab thought........stitched up again he barked at himself!!... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chadd 3 Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 (edited) is that socks? shit that is funny he also has a pup out of snipe :laugh: paid you dead thats one big horse, Edited December 22, 2012 by chadd Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 23,607 Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 Riding at full pelt from Wales to Scotland, Socks had lost most of his Village People outfit, but was sure the rest of the gang would recognise the "chaps", and he would still be allowed to sing YMCA with Ba, Lab and the rest of the perverts team !! Cheers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid 935 Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 (edited) After a very short while every one had fresh cloths bought by socks and continued the hunt for the fabled cottage (they do so like a cottage these lads) Edited December 22, 2012 by Paid 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chadd 3 Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 (edited) ohhhhhh no your dead Edited December 22, 2012 by chadd Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 23,607 Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 (edited) Moscow in the leather, Bigdaddy the cop, ( he's the dwarf), and well..... Hedz is a right cowboy !!!! Cheers. Edited December 22, 2012 by chartpolski Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rake aboot 4,935 Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 Holy crap.. am pee`in masell here !! :laugh: :laugh: Socks,, your lifes over bud !!! lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 got to be the funniest story ever cant stop laughing keep it going :lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chadd 3 Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 ohhhhhh no your dead rambo is going to kick your door in,lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest edrd Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 (edited) Lol mad Edited November 4, 2017 by edrd Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 23,607 Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 As they marched onward in their biblical quest for the Holy Cottage; Baw was starting to realise his insignificance in the company of these Elders of the Hunt; to be in the presence of such lumanairies as these he felt like Golum; scrabbling around the periphery of his heroes !! He was even beginning to doubt his lifelong convictions and dream of a Whippet/Saluki cross that he would seek out and own at the end of this glorious quest !! Cheers. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 23,607 Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 (edited) . Edited December 22, 2012 by chartpolski Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IanB 0 Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 What's going on with that horse photo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 23,607 Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 What's going on with that horse photo That's Socks giving Baw a lift, (down the front of his Y fronts !! LOL !! Cheers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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