asanley 1,009 Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 ,,,,,,,amidst all the confusion (and it is getting fkn confusing ) Baw and the voluptuous , moist skycat had found a quiet corner , ...I am hot and I want it hard and deep ...demanded Skycat ......any chance of doing the ear first ...whined the penile challenged Baw ......YES YOUD LIKE THAT , WOULDNT YOU....screamed a voice in the mist , Baw looked round horrified , there stood Buttermilk....... 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted December 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 ohhh FFs not buttermilk Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted December 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 To baws relief strong stuff had his hand firmly up buttermilks top. Who is she asked skycat, who the f**k is he demanded gem. How the f**k did I get with skycat when gem was groping her thought baw. It's that f*****g Stan again, not reading the f*****g lines Quote Link to post Share on other sites
asanley 1,009 Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 ohhhh ffs not Buttermilk ....wailed Baw ..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted December 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 buttermilk through strong stuff to the side, brushed past baw, march straight up to Stan and started licking his ear. Rfyl got jealous. She them slowly worked her way down, I bottoming his cardigan, losening his belt, opening his fly, she undid his trousers..... As they dropped to the floor she pulled down his y front..... The silence was broken by a shriek of laughter.... Everyone pointing at Stan's minute maggot. Even wilf had reason to point. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,127 Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 Mark brick whipped out his hair spray, and he and Tomo set to work on the lions mains ! In no time the lions were looking rather dapper, and let the rag tag team pass unmolested. Fecking class, running out of likes... Great thread lads I'm in stitches here reading it,,, love the memory some of you have for old threads,, brilliant ,,, ryfl,, and his guided fishing, that was funny. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
albert64 1,882 Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 ah ah she wailed i've fooled yous my names crobin........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted December 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 Lol tomo we've all f****d up at some point. Good everyone is taking it for what it is, bit of craic Quote Link to post Share on other sites
undisputed 1,664 Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 buttermilk through strong stuff to the side, brushed past baw, march straight up to Stan and started licking his ear. Rfyl got jealous. She them slowly worked her way down, I bottoming his cardigan, losening his belt, opening his fly, she undid his trousers..... As they dropped to the floor she pulled down his y front..... The silence was broken by a shriek of laughter.... Everyone pointing at Stan's minute maggot. Even wilf had reason to point. But wilf wasn't pointing at the unfortunate Stan's winkle, just beyond him Catcher was doing a jobby and holding a 30ft pike, wilfy stared in disbelief at the size of his catch and thought to himself "I hope he washes his hands before gutting that". Scothunter had returned by this time wearing an old rangers strip and flip flops and began arguing with Catcher bout the size of his pike. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 Then were was an awful accident..the bus driver crashed, he was put of with Baw nibbling at his ear and slid down the banking. The bus rolled and rolled down the valley and the passengers were flung around inside. As the bus came to a halt....Lab was the first to get up....his shirt all torn off showing his tanned athletic body and rippling 6 pack. Baw opened an eye......"wow!!!" he thought as he eyed up Labs amazing figure..."If i could just loose 4 stone i took could look like that!". Lab made a fist and punched out one of the windows.........Unfortunately Paid was dead...Lab thought "thats what you get when you take the f*****g piss!!".. ....Malt had been thrown from the bus and he was now trapped under it.....Lab couldnt see his face but knew it was him as he still had his kilt and Scotland top on. Gnasher emerged from the bus and said he would lift the bus up and free Malt....he tried and tried but the bus was too heavy. Stand aside said Lab and he picked up the bus and threw it to the side. Malt was dead... . Lying about 6 feet away was Tomo......his wire cutters hanging out his back pocket and his Delia Smith cookbook was strewn all over the place. Lab thought that his legs had swollen up to twice the size but seemingly that was just normal. JohnnyBoy emerged from the glove box unharmed, he had been hiding in there cause RFYL was going to lick his head in. Lab realised he needed to go get help so he headed along the road after telling the others to wait. The weather was terrible, the fog was down but in the distance Lab could just make out a small caravan....."Yes" he thought. It was a wreck of a thing......had a sticker on it saying "Eviction Notice".....Lab banged on the door, no answer......He tried the door but someone was keeping it closed. "We need help..please open the door!!"........."WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED!!"....came the reply from inside. Ya beauty Lab though, a celtic fan... ....but no it was Milejago......."Please help" Lab shouted through the bent out gap in the door!"......."WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED". So Lab decided to move on and look for help elsewhere. After about 3 miles he saw a car......the windows were all steamed up and theres was a couple in it..........the car was rocking from side to side but Lab knew he needed to get help and quick....so he opened the door and it was TB getting bummed of Grch....."Ah reyt pal!!!"......GrCh shouted!! Lab slammed the door in disgust and walked on. About another 5 miles down the road Lab came to a village......he seen a fight in Tescos.....2 handicapped people were battering f**k out of a skinny wee guy with a whippet....lab would have helped but he knew time was running out and the anyway the handicapped folk looked like the had it covered. Then out of the fog came a figure...about 8feet tall, ugly, hairy with a big fat red body...."What the f**k!!" thought Lab........turns out it was Ross giving Rake a piggy back and Rake had his £7000 Bino's out looking for his dog that had run off after a sheep. Lab said "Did it catch it".....Rake said "Naw bit it pit 3 burls intae it!!!"... Lab saw in the distance the police station......He went in and Artic was sitting there....he was on THL on the computer under the name PIL........strange Lab though??? Anyway Artic phoned an Ambulance and Lab made his way back to the crash site. When the Ambulance arrived the bus was empty.......Jai was sitting crying mumbling about "Why did she go, why did she go"....Penny got medical assistance first as she was the eldest........Gnasher was telling the other paramedic about boxing Frank Bruno......Baw was trying it on with Gem but Gem only had eyes for Lab..........So Lab took Gem into the back of the Ambulance and gave her "da dick"........she was as excited as a blind poof in a hotdog factory. Baw got jealous when he saw what was going on and challenged Lab to a fight.....Lab laughed and bitch slapped him and said "Go away little boy!!!"..while still taking Gem form behind. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bigdaz 688 Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 After everyone hadmuch needed medical attention ( six rolls of bandages to stop labs bum prolapsing) the intrepid travellers pushed on and arrived at the beautiful and scenic Glencoe. Baw perked up as he recognised his surroundings, we're safe guys he shouted, there's a cottage just here where we can rest up. it belonged to my late uncle Jimmy and I have many happy childhood memories of being bounced on his knee. Tears welled in his eyes as he spoke. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,127 Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 Brilliant lab...lol!,,,,killing paid off....lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
undisputed 1,664 Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 Then were was an awful accident..the bus driver crashed, he was put of with Baw nibbling at his ear and slid down the banking. The bus rolled and rolled down the valley and the passengers were flung around inside. As the bus came to a halt....Lab was the first to get up....his shirt all torn off showing his tanned athletic body and rippling 6 pack. Baw opened an eye......"wow!!!" he thought as he eyed up Labs amazing figure..."If i could just loose 4 stone i took could look like that!". Lab made a fist and punched out one of the windows.........Unfortunately Paid was dead...Lab thought "thats what you get when you take the f*****g piss!!".. ....Malt had been thrown from the bus and he was now trapped under it.....Lab couldnt see his face but knew it was him as he still had his kilt and Scotland top on. Gnasher emerged from the bus and said he would lift the bus up and free Malt....he tried and tried but the bus was too heavy. Stand aside said Lab and he picked up the bus and threw it to the side. Malt was dead... . Lying about 6 feet away was Tomo......his wire cutters hanging out his back pocket and his Delia Smith cookbook was strewn all over the place. Lab thought that his legs had swollen up to twice the size but seemingly that was just normal. JohnnyBoy emerged from the glove box unharmed, he had been hiding in there cause RFYL was going to lick his head in. Lab realised he needed to go get help so he headed along the road after telling the others to wait. The weather was terrible, the fog was down but in the distance Lab could just make out a small caravan....."Yes" he thought. It was a wreck of a thing......had a sticker on it saying "Eviction Notice".....Lab banged on the door, no answer......He tried the door but someone was keeping it closed. "We need help..please open the door!!"........."WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED!!"....came the reply from inside. Ya beauty Lab though, a celtic fan... ....but no it was Milejago......."Please help" Lab shouted through the bent out gap in the door!"......."WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED". So Lab decided to move on and look for help elsewhere. After about 3 miles he saw a car......the windows were all steamed up and theres was a couple in it..........the car was rocking from side to side but Lab knew he needed to get help and quick....so he opened the door and it was TB getting bummed of Grch....."Ah reyt pal!!!"......GrCh shouted!! Lab slammed the door in disgust and walked on. About another 5 miles down the road Lab came to a village......he seen a fight in Tescos.....2 handicapped people were battering f**k out of a skinny wee guy with a whippet....lab would have helped but he knew time was running out and the anyway the handicapped folk looked like the had it covered. Then out of the fog came a figure...about 8feet tall, ugly, hairy with a big fat red body...."What the f**k!!" thought Lab........turns out it was Ross giving Rake a piggy back and Rake had his £7000 Bino's out looking for his dog that had run off after a sheep. Lab said "Did it catch it".....Rake said "Naw bit it pit 3 burls intae it!!!"... Lab saw in the distance the police station......He went in and Artic was sitting there....he was on THL on the computer under the name PIL........strange Lab though??? Anyway Artic phoned an Ambulance and Lab made his way back to the crash site. When the Ambulance arrived the bus was empty.......Jai was sitting crying mumbling about "Why did she go, why did she go"....Penny got medical assistance first as she was the eldest........Gnasher was telling the other paramedic about boxing Frank Bruno......Baw was trying it on with Gem but Gem only had eyes for Lab..........So Lab took Gem into the back of the Ambulance and gave her "da dick"........she was as excited as a blind poof in a hotdog factory. Baw got jealous when he saw what was going on and challenged Lab to a fight.....Lab laughed and bitch slapped him and said "Go away little boy!!!"..while still taking Gem form behind. Lab had unfortunately forgot about Chart who had been tending to his curs before the crash. Reaching through the ambulance window he plucked Lab out just before he was about to to the do with Skycat. Dangling him in front of him he began removing his baw hairs one at a time with a pair of rusty tweezers. Baw seeing his opportunity quickly seized the moment and whipped out his clit sized knob and began pissing on him and singing your my bitch now. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 6,173 Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 Paid, however was not dead: thinking quickly he'd played sham to avoid the dreaded advances of Lab, though to tell you the truth, he'd actually fallen into a swoon at seeing Lab's rippling torso, but the, as he came round, he decided to stay there while listening to the reactions of the others: he wanted to know what the others truly thought of him, if they thought he was dead. Baw, meanwhile, having emptied his bladder, and shaken the last few drops on to Lab, turned to Skycat and demanded an explanation: was she really going to get it on with Lab? Skycat couldn't care less about who did what any more: it was all getting a wee bit confusing, and with so many bums and knobs flying about in all directions, she and Mochara decided to have a girly moment or two whilst the Airedales stood guard............................. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shellywarwick 6 Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 (edited) Edited December 23, 2012 by shellywarwick 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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